Riyadh, Saudi Arabia - A Saudi prince who was so far up the Bushes' ass that he became known as Bandar 'Burning' Bush has been given the heave-ho as head of Saudi Arabian Intelligence. Prince Bandar is credited as being the mastermind who ordered...
London - (Prince Bandar Mess): Tony Blair's former North London next door neighbour Count (sic) Alfons Mensdork-Pouilly-Fumé has appeared at Highbury Magistrates Court charged with conspiracy bribery charges in the BAe weapons proliferation scam.
London - (Sordid Arabia Mess): Despite several crude attempts to bribe the British asylum and immigration court into 'sending her back home for her own good' the youngest wife of ex-Saudi Arabian ambassador the the US Prince Bandar has dumped her age...
London - (Holy Grail Mess): Sordid Arabia's former ambassador to the USA Prince Bandar is believed to be the financial genius behind a UK recruitment campaign to resurrect the Knights Templar papal military order.
Santa BarbaraWalters, Ca - (Thriller Ass Mess): Sordid Arabia's Prince Bandar has offered to pay tribute artiste Michael Jackson's debts after bailiffs threatened to auction his Neverland site and donate the proceeds to Unisyph.
Los Angeles, California - (Bad Ass Mess): Sordid Arabia's Ministry of Security and National Intelligence (sic) is playing down reports that the US tribute act known as...
London - (Litigious Mess): Bailiffs acting for a Bahriani princeling's recovery of Michael Jackson-owed debts have swooped on secret bank accounts held by the singer, funded by slush funds generated by former Saudi ambassador to the US Prince Ban...
London - (Right-Old-Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair will convert to Islam within weeks according to reliable Northern Crock Bank account sources who have seen his whopping great big paychecks signed by Prince Bandar.
Johannesburg, South Africa - (Absolute Mess): A Nelson Mandela kids' charity received hundreds of thousands of pounds from a corrupt arms deal slush fund run by ex-Saudi amabssador to the USA Prince Bandar.
Washington AC/DC - (Conspiracy Mess): Connections of former Saudi ambassador to the US Prince Bandar have spoken of his 'shock and dismay' at the news of the death of Manhattan porn star drag queen Dean Johnson whose body was found in a AC/DC...
Pentagon, Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Pentagon officials have decided that the USA is not to be outdone by the Brits' £1.2 billion arms dealing slush fund that lined the pockets of weasely-mouthed former Saudi ambassador to the US Prince Bandar.
London - (Ass Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair is said to be relieved and delighted that former Saudi ambassador to the USA Prince Bandar has managed to gag the Crown Prosecution Service into sumbission over the trash-for-honors police investiga...
Riyadh - (As Mes): Saudi Arabia is to expel four UK embassy staff in a tit-for-tat reltalliation of four Rusian envoys being booted out of London and amid the furor over Moscow's refusal to extradite the spy suspected of Alexander Litvinenko'...
London - (Ass Mess): MI5 has warned today that over 100 Russian spies working in London for ex-Saudi ambassador to the USA Prince Bandar are to be booted out of town next week and sent back on the first plane back to Minsk.
London - (Ass Mess): Cash for peerages cops have found a money laundering trail linking Tony Blair's former blind trust portfolio bagman Lord Levy to Ashraf Marwan, the Mossad/KGB double agent who was found 'suicided' in the street below...
Mayfair, London - (Ass Mess): London's inexplicable suicide season is in full swing today with the news that Saudi Arabian slush fund libertine Prince Bandar may be a relieved man after the Mossad son-in-law of former Egyptian president Gamal Abd...
Scotland - (Ass Mess): Saudi Arabia's former ambassador to the USA Prince Bandar is said to be apoplectic with rage as the House of Lords granted the Lockerbie bomber, Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi, a second appeal to his 27 year sentence.
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