Ta Ta For Now News reveals that the royal submarine, HMS Sea Scoundrel II, has sustained extensive damage after an unexpected collision with a pod of orca whales. The submarine's commander, none other than Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, 38, explain…
BUCKINGHAM PALACE - (Satire News) - BBC reporter Oceana Figgly has broken the story that the king of Britain, King Charles III, has made it abundantly clear to his alley tomcatting younger brother than he had better not even remotely think about boin…
Prince Andrew has decided that the heat is on in Britain and he can’t take it anymore … so he’s moving to Romania. Where another Andrew (never trust anybody named Andrew … this MUST be repeated) once holed up thinking no one would capture him and…
Embattled royal, Prince Andrew, threw down a defiant challenge to the legal team of his accuser, Virginia Giuffre, last night when he demanded that the accusations against him of having underage sex with Ms Giuffre be heard by a panel of four celebri…
London (BVC) Prince Andrew, better known as "Mr. Andrew" by the local Cockney population of East London, has won permission to try and appeal against a decision to allow him to be extradited to the United States where he faces charges of a statutory…
Phuckingham Palace - The city of York is stripping a pig. Normally pigs don’t wear medals and fruit salad, but this one does Since the city of York is stripping Andrew of his Dukiness, the Queen has named him Duke of Gearl. In a boisterous par…
NEW YORK- Opening statements were made in the trial of Ghislaine Maxwell today, and while cameras are not allowed in the courtroom, there is a sketch artist who has decided to make the accused super hot for unknown reasons. While Maxwell sits accu…
The Duke of York is in court again, this time to respond to a restraining order obtained by his dog against him. The bounder son of the Queen arrived at Balmoral Castle today in a separate car from Scottie, his one-time pet dog. Sarah Ferguson, hi…
LONDON – (Satire News) – Tickety Boo News is reporting that the Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson, and the Duke of York, Prince Andrew, are planning on remarrying. Neville Twickenbuck, with Tickety Boo, reports that an ex-Buckingham Palace guard tol…
Prince Andrew, who has been keeping a very low profile since his squirming 'car crash' Newsnight interview with Emily Maitlis, last November, served to destroy his public reputation, has been defended over his claim that he "cannot sweat", by a Bucki…
It’s a toss-up. Which interview was more cringe bearing, the BBC interview of Prince Andrew and his non-relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, or the stumbling, bumbling, whitewash defense of coronavirus by Donald Trump? At least Prince Andrew didn’t…
There were denials and counter-denials aplenty today, as Ghislaine Maxwell, the former girlfriend of sex pest, Jeffrey Epstein, crept out from under a stone to face an investigation into her own role in the shenanigans. In the last few days, Presi…
Over 50 inmates on the sex offender wing at HMP Wormwood Scrubs in London, are set to mark the 60th birthday of Prince Andrew at lunchtime today, by rattling their enamelled tin mugs before singing, For He's a Jolly Good Fellow. One inmate, servin...
In a break from royal tradition, the Royal Navy are going to demote Prince Andrew to ship’s cabin boy on his 60th birthday, following allegations that the prince had unlawful sex with an underage girl at the home of the late convicted paedophile, Jef...
Prince Andrew, the Duke of York, has complained to his mummy that his bum-bum is itching, and that he would like her to put some cream on it. But, say experts, the irritation is not something that can be resolved by rubbing cream on it, however fu...
Buckingham Palace was under the spotlight again today, as US Attorney, Geoffrey Berman, said at a news conference that the Prince had so far given "zero cooperation" with the Jeffrey Epstein sex crimes investigation. The Prince had previously promise...
Beleaguered royal, Prince Andrew, has claimed that he was in a pie and mash shop in East London when the FBI were trying to gain his assistance with their investigation into his close friend, the late Jeffrey Epstein and his links to sex trafficking.
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