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Funny story: To Screw Or Not To Screw

To Screw Or Not To Screw

How many GOP politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? The January 6th committee is still trying to figure out that answer. If Trump screws it in, and others applaud or help him screw, will he get screwed or will only they get screwed?…

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Funny story: Money-Hungry Donald Trump Selling Pardons For $1 Million

Money-Hungry Donald Trump Selling Pardons For $1 Million

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire New) – Financial experts are saying that President Trump left nothing unturned when it came to lying; and that goes triple for his finances. A source close to Trump’s personal accountant, Aydin F. Periwinkle, stated that…

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Funny story: Trump Tells Attorney General William Barr Adios Chubby

Trump Tells Attorney General William Barr Adios Chubby

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News)- In a move that stunned even Trump sidekick, Lindsey Graham, the soon-to-be-not-president has fired his attorney general. GOPickly magazine is reporting that William Barr, (aka Chubby), who, for months and months,…

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Funny story: Trump suffers from severe hearing loss, keeps saying, ‘pardon me’.

Trump suffers from severe hearing loss, keeps saying, ‘pardon me’.

Sean P. Conley, the White House physician, has confirmed that there are definite signs that President Trump, like Caesar, has turned a deaf ear to the no-concession advice from his inner circle and loquacious sons. Even the syrupy praise of Hanni…

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Funny story: Now That President Trump Has Pardoned Michael Flynn - Ivanka, Eric, and Dopey (Donnie Jr.) Are Next

Now That President Trump Has Pardoned Michael Flynn - Ivanka, Eric, and Dopey (Donnie Jr.) Are Next

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Trump has decided to use one of his 700 ‘Get Out of Jail Free” cards to pardon Michael Flynn and keep him from becoming an inmate at Sing Sing Prison. His press secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, has hinted t…

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Funny story: The Pied Piper of The Potomac, Admits That, If Adolf Hitler Were Alive Today, He Would Pardon Him

The Pied Piper of The Potomac, Admits That, If Adolf Hitler Were Alive Today, He Would Pardon Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. (Fake News story) – The man who many Republicans are now calling the messed-up fella, who is going to not only lose the presidential election, but the Senate as well, says he has been feeling ill lately. He said that it’s not his…

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