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Funny story: Foreign Currency Markets In Turmoil

Foreign Currency Markets In Turmoil

There was an uncomfortable day for many in the Foreign Currency Market yesterday, with many of the world's major players involved in an erratic rollercoaster ride. The US dollar performed well against Sterling, opening at £0.75 and closing at £0.7...

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Funny story: Daily Mail Fury as new sterling contract goes to Poland when Queen abdicates

Daily Mail Fury as new sterling contract goes to Poland when Queen abdicates

A secret cabinet office memorandum has been obtained by political editor Paxton Quigley, which admits that under European Union procurement rules the contract for printing new sterling banknotes will be awarded to the Polish national bank. Paxton...

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Funny story: Well-Hung Rumours Pounded Down Currency Market

Well-Hung Rumours Pounded Down Currency Market

The value of the pound has slipped after Back and to the Left news declared the possibility of a "hung Parliament". In our defence we never said there was going to be a "hung Parliament" we said "we should hang all of Parliament". There's a definite...

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Funny story: British Admit Even They Don't Understand Their Monetary System

British Admit Even They Don't Understand Their Monetary System

According to an anonymous source who alleges to be a high-level member of Parliament, even the British government doesn't understand the British monetary system. The fundamental British currency, the Pound Sterling, usually referred to simply as...

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Funny story: Osbourne Suffers Whiplash

Osbourne Suffers Whiplash

Chancellor of the not-only-English Exchequer George Osbourne has suffered a severe bout of whiplash, courtesy of his considerably hard neck. It is believed it ocurred when insisting that an Independent Scotland would not be allowed to use the Poun...

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Funny story: Greece and Germany to Ditch the Euro this week!

Greece and Germany to Ditch the Euro this week!

With Germany still choosing not to make any official response to the growing rumor that they plan to announce their withdrawal from the euro and a return to the Deutsche Mark this Friday, the Greek premier George Papandreou decided to jump ship even...

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Funny story: Greece To Join The Pound

Greece To Join The Pound

Greece will leave the Euro and join the pound. The news was confirmed last night by Prime Minister Davos Cameron and the Chancellor Georgios Osbourne. Monetary union with Greece is not an official coalition policy, but nobody really cares about those...

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Funny story: Goldmans and KKR back UK bid to buy out Euro

Goldmans and KKR back UK bid to buy out Euro

George (Ozzy) Osbourne, UK Chancellor, revealed today that at his recent meeting with Jean-Claude Trichet, President of the European Central Bank he had tabled a bid to buy out the Euro for 1 Trillion UK pounds. The bid is backed by Goldman Sachs...

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Funny story: Pound to be replaced by the vole

Pound to be replaced by the vole

The government is to introduce a new vole-based economic strategy, in an effort to address its flagging popularity. David Cameron told a puzzled press conference: "We have decided to widen the scope of the Big Society by including small rodents. T...

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Funny story: Brown "Pound winner brown"

Brown "Pound winner brown"

LONDON, England - Last week, Brown had called me to his office to release to me an exclusive story about the Pound. Brown had felt that the Pound was in danger of being devalued by the emerging acmetal (ACME) world fiat currency, backed only by the...

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Funny story: Brown has contest for the Pound

Brown has contest for the Pound

LONDON, England - Brown called me to his office to release to me an exclusive story about the Pound. Brown felt that the Pound was in danger of being devalued by the emerging acmetal (ACME) world fiat currency, backed only by the IMF and the U.N., t...

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Funny story: Pound rallies; Brown optimistic

Pound rallies; Brown optimistic

The British Pound rallied in the markets today, rising an impressive 8% against the Borneo wogga bean. There are now 244 wogga to the Pound. The GDP was still disappointing against most "major" currencies, but Gordon Brown was optimistic. Spe...

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Funny story: Bank of England to print billions of Euros to aid Pound

Bank of England to print billions of Euros to aid Pound

The Bank of England has announced that it is going to print 700 billion Euros in order to devalue the once worthless currency which will soon be worth more than the pound. The currency will be shipped over to the continent and dumped on Dunkirk b...

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Funny story: Britons in £2 trillion National Debt horror scare

Britons in £2 trillion National Debt horror scare

The United Kingdom is about £2 trillion in debt - which equates to £33,000 for every man, woman and child in the country. Removing the 40% of the population who don't/can't work, are children or retired means every working person owes about £47,6...

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Funny story: Counterfeit £1 coin maker found!

Counterfeit £1 coin maker found!

It has just been announced that after weeks of careful intelligence gathering, the metropolitan police have found the gangland mastermind who has been producing counterfeit £1 coins. During a dawn raid on 10 Downing Street; armed officers from the...

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