We’ve all seen Twitter and all it has to offer. Since Elon took over there are more ads from bizarre companies than ever. What a capitalist age we live in. But no, I’m not talking about that. Nor about all the Go Fund Me or Only Fans Twitter Hos.
Nancy Pelosi’s gavel has been retired. She was such a good Speaker of the House that many agree that no one can or should wield it after her. This makes even more sense when the world watches how Kevin McCarthy can’t even get elected as Speaker by…
Winston Churchill is often called a national hero for being Prime Minister of the UK during the Second World War, although the people of Britain at the time didn't think so - they voted him out of office as soon as possible. It is also arguable wheth…
There is living proof, as witnessed by Donald Trump’s behavior, that a diet of hourly hamburgers and diet Coke, (apologies to the Cola company) can make one delusional. Though Trump in no way resembles the hamburger-eating character of the POPEYE...
SANDY SPRINGS, Georgia - The Popeye's Chicken Corporation has just informed the public that it has worked out a deal with the government of Afghanistan. According to Popeye's Spokesperson Geneva "Chicky" Queensberry a Popeye's Restaurant will be b...
It is time to take the opportunity to take you folks in England (and you in Scotland and Ireland too for that matter) to task on this thing you call 'European Football' God only knows somebody needs to, so I'll take this heavy responsibility on my shoulders. The main gripe I have is this silliness that you dare to call football (you undoubtedly stole this name from our proud game). What a load...
Cartoon favourite, Popeye, always cracked open a can of spinach when he needed an energy boost to fight off his enemies and save Olive. But research has suggested it would have been better if he had opted for beetroot! Boffins have discovered t...
The U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs announced today that Popeye the sailor had died after eating spinach that was tainted with E. Coli bacteria. The USDA had issued warnings concerning possible bacterial exposure from tainted spinach a couple...
Lawyers for Popeye The Sailorman have commenced legal action against Tesbury's Supermarkets after it was claimed that their client had suffered a defamation of character when confronted by a display of one of Tesbury's "own brand" products. "I was...
The illustrious clergyman, Pastor Terry Jones, who recently threatened to burn Qurans to 'send a message' to Islam, is being sought to play "Poopdeck Pappy," Popeye's crusty father, in a remake of 1980's "Popeye" movie. "HE'S PERFECT," shouted pro...
Hollywood, CA - Those madcap producers that brought you big screen versions of other cartoon characters, which aren't particularly sticking out in our minds right now, are at it again with a re-make of the movie, Popeye, originally starring Robin Wil...
Chester, IL -- Popeye the Sailor, beloved hero and celebrity, died yesterday as the result of botulism poisoning. In an ironic twist of fate, the old sailor ingested the deadly toxin from the vegetable he has championed for almost a...
SEAWATER, CA (AP Newsliar) -- The spinach industry filed a joint lawsuit against Popeye the Sailor Man today, sources reported. The suit alleges that Popeye violated contractual stipulations related to his obligations as spokesman for the spinach in...
NEW YORK September 25 - After his recent speech apparently denigrating the qualities of soft materials which have a good handfeel and which can be made into fashionably shapeless 1960's style shirts and skirts, Popeye has declared that he was misunde...
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