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Funny story: Trump And Hamburgers And Delusional People

Trump And Hamburgers And Delusional People

There is living proof, as witnessed by Donald Trump’s behavior, that a diet of hourly hamburgers and diet Coke, (apologies to the Cola company) can make one delusional. Though Trump in no way resembles the hamburger-eating character of the POPEYE...

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Funny story: Popeye's To Open Up A Restaurant In Afghanistan But Under A Different Name

Popeye's To Open Up A Restaurant In Afghanistan But Under A Different Name

SANDY SPRINGS, Georgia - The Popeye's Chicken Corporation has just informed the public that it has worked out a deal with the government of Afghanistan. According to Popeye's Spokesperson Geneva "Chicky" Queensberry a Popeye's Restaurant will be b...

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Funny story: An Obnoxious American Gives His Snide Opinions On European Football and Not Only Gets Booted From the European Union, Banned From England But Gets Butted Off The Spoof Website Too.

An Obnoxious American Gives His Snide Opinions On European Football and Not Only Gets Booted From the European Union, Banned From England But Gets Butted Off The Spoof Website Too.

It is time to take the opportunity to take you folks in England (and you in Scotland and Ireland too for that matter) to task on this thing you call 'European Football' God only knows somebody needs to, so I'll take this heavy responsibility on my shoulders. The main gripe I have is this silliness that you dare to call football (you undoubtedly stole this name from our proud game). What a load...

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Funny story: Popeye The Sailor Man In "Commie" Beetroot Revelation

Popeye The Sailor Man In "Commie" Beetroot Revelation

Cartoon favourite, Popeye, always cracked open a can of spinach when he needed an energy boost to fight off his enemies and save Olive. But research has suggested it would have been better if he had opted for beetroot! Boffins have discovered t...

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Funny story: Popeye Dead After Eating E.Coli Tainted Spinach

Popeye Dead After Eating E.Coli Tainted Spinach

The U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs announced today that Popeye the sailor had died after eating spinach that was tainted with E. Coli bacteria. The USDA had issued warnings concerning possible bacterial exposure from tainted spinach a couple...

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Funny story: Popeye lodges claim against supermarket

Popeye lodges claim against supermarket

Lawyers for Popeye The Sailorman have commenced legal action against Tesbury's Supermarkets after it was claimed that their client had suffered a defamation of character when confronted by a display of one of Tesbury's "own brand" products. "I was...

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Funny story: Pastor Terry Jones to Star in Movie

Pastor Terry Jones to Star in Movie

The illustrious clergyman, Pastor Terry Jones, who recently threatened to burn Qurans to 'send a message' to Islam, is being sought to play "Poopdeck Pappy," Popeye's crusty father, in a remake of 1980's "Popeye" movie. "HE'S PERFECT," shouted pro...

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Funny story: Madonna on Tap to Reprise Role of Popeye on Big Screen

Madonna on Tap to Reprise Role of Popeye on Big Screen

Hollywood, CA - Those madcap producers that brought you big screen versions of other cartoon characters, which aren't particularly sticking out in our minds right now, are at it again with a re-make of the movie, Popeye, originally starring Robin Wil...

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Funny story: Beloved Hero Taken by Botulism

Beloved Hero Taken by Botulism

Chester, IL -- Popeye the Sailor, beloved hero and celebrity, died yesterday as the result of botulism poisoning. In an ironic twist of fate, the old sailor ingested the deadly toxin from the vegetable he has championed for almost a...

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Funny story: Popeye Being Sued by Spinach Industry

Popeye Being Sued by Spinach Industry

SEAWATER, CA (AP Newsliar) -- The spinach industry filed a joint lawsuit against Popeye the Sailor Man today, sources reported. The suit alleges that Popeye violated contractual stipulations related to his obligations as spokesman for the spinach in...

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Funny story: Popeye to meet Muslin leaders

Popeye to meet Muslin leaders

NEW YORK September 25 - After his recent speech apparently denigrating the qualities of soft materials which have a good handfeel and which can be made into fashionably shapeless 1960's style shirts and skirts, Popeye has declared that he was misunde...

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