The Pope, who still denies that evolution created the Earth and not some punk-ass god who calls himself Jehovah or Yahweh or Shecky the Animated Ground Beef, has been struck by a meteor! Oh sure, you might think this is a piece of post-modern scul…
A Swiss guard at Vatican City blew his nose and woke up the Pope. Who then thought it was the Last Trumpet and thought the Rapture was taking place. The Pontiff was confused as to why he wasn’t ascending, nor were any of his cardinals, orioles, fe…
Pope Francis arrived in Juba, South Sudan on Friday. A Catholic VIP who shall not be named has said, “Yes, the Holy Father Pontificated … sorry, too many titles, I get them mixed up sometimes … can I have a bit more of that communion wine … m…
What’s the greatest threat to men in the world today? War, famine, pestilence, their Porn Hub membership expiring? No, it’s … the VAGINA! Clerics of ALL religions hate the vagina for a very simple reason: it can create life, and the penis cannot.
The Pope visited South Sudan - 60% Christian - and basically gave the same speech at several places. (It was translated into the local language.) "Basically," the Pope said, "all Humans came from Africa originally - so I have African Blood.
Pope Francis' had his official Spokesman hold a news conference recently according to CCN News - and said the Pope believes Sex between consenting Male adults - including Priests is "not a Crime" God loves everybody the Pope has repeatedly said -…
Pope Francis needs to know how much all Catholics love Jesus. What will they do to sacrifice for Him, as He has sacrificed for them? Would you do anything your Lord and Messiah says? Or shall ye have doubts? Francis (‘Frank” to his friends) has c…
I was secretly reading Church of Satan Magazine the other day - (have to peek at what the Other Side is doing) - and they had an article on the saintly Popes who weren't so saintly. They are totally Anti - Pope. One Pope Benedict was one of the w…
Ratziner (he’s got all the good zingers!) the hideous Pope with the perma-black heroin eyes is dead, not cremated just in case he turns zombie and comes back for brains … but if not, what to do with the body? Now, the Vatican’s top chef, Immanuel…
THE VATICAN - (Satire News) - The Vatican Voice reports that Pope Francisco has told his Catholic flock that if there has ever been a hate-spewing SOB who needs to go to hell it is Donald Jonathan Erasmus Trump. The pope said that when he does he…
THE VATICAN - (Satire News) - The Vatican Voice has just had an op-ed article that notes that Pope Francisco has made a promise that the most evil, hate-filled, predatorial racist since Adolf Hitler (Donald Trump) will be going to hell. When asked…
I went to confession last Sunday, despite not being Catholic. I had a few questions. “How long since your last confession, my son?” “Your what? Daddy? At long last? Mama and I have been looking for you everywhere! You became a priest? Was mama…
There have been Catholic atrocities on every continent for years. All these sexual assaults beatings and murders in the Name of mild, merciful Catholic Christianity - and a merciful Christ who loved children. Apparently, Catholics talk a goo…
A celibate man with a previous history of choking his chicken was caught again choking his chicken in a public bathroom at the Piazza dell' Unità grocery store, in Rome Italy, according to Mayor Virginia Raggi. Francesco Totti told people he went…
Vatican News — Curious wonders await in the private bedroom of the Pope. When the Pope invites his most trusted friends and cardinals to see a ceiling fresco he just completed in his bedroom, the only answer is yes. When he explains it’s a 17…
THE VATICAN - (World Satire) - The pope has just informed a reporter with The Vatican View that he wants all Catholics, and actually people of all religions including Episcopites, Presbyforatellos, Evanlithicans, Lutherinos, and even those wayward at…
The Pope has seen enough of the torture, slaughter, and destruction of the innocent people and nation of Ukraine. So he's going to Ukraine to bring God along and drive out El Diablo. "Enough already," he said. "God hasn't helped." "I WAS RESTIN…
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