International Inquirer reporter Paco Tabasco, who is a close friend of gazillionaire Elon Musk, owner of Tesla Motors, reports that sales of the brand new Tesla Police Car are hitting astronomical proportions. The new law enforcement vehicle is ou…
There are Chinese police stations in the USA, Canada and Britain. Do these countries have their police in China? These police are on the hunt to threaten any Chinese people in those “foreign devil” nations that if they don’t play ball (or maybe,…
DETROIT, Michigan - (US Satire) - The Detroit Police Department has just hired what is believed to be the first F-9 feline cat in the entire United States. MoTown police chief Roscoe F. Guthrie, informed the news media that a 7-year-old calico cat…
Rising Rap Super Star, Homey B-Boy Pizza Slice Fresh Dope Gang Dog, has released his latest album, “Mass Shootie My Booty”, with a big hit that is making the police of America worried and nervous that people still don’t see them as “their friendly ne…
Now that the NYPD cops who ran people over during the George Floyd protest have gotten off completely free and without so much as a slap on the wrist, the NYPD have decided to make their activities into a sport. Introducing the First Annual NYPD M…
They come out at night Thinking to do what’s right Wearing black All over their backs Guns at their hips Ready for a slip of the lip When they glide in disguise Cruisin’ in the unmarked ride Like thieves in the night They got the legal bit…
Joe Rogaine has decided to step away temporarily from his awesome kickass podcast where he smokes cigars and interviews scum to head back to the game show circuit. Joe Rogaine’s “Gauntlet of Death” is coming soon to Netflix. This might seem lik…
She was wearing her tactical pants She don’t say no, she don’t say can’t Utility belt goes where she goes That pretty piggy got the camel toe Blonde braid wrapping her head Where she leads I wanna be led Cuff me and stuff me and call me a per…
Okay, people (sorry, police, there’s a difference) this is the Head of the Police Force in China. Listen up – or die! When people are recording your violence against the people, make sure to smash their cell phones. And then get a bunch of well-br…
The Prime Minister today denied that anyone in 10 Downing Street had been fined by the police over COVID rules. He said he was certain that no offences had been committed, despite the police announcing that fines had been issued. During a press confe…
LAREDO, Texas – (Satire News) – iNews reports that the United States Border Patrol has just implemented The Roaming Border Pooches Program. This search and find program is the brain child of VP Harris, and in just the first two days, has been resp…
MILWAUKEE – (Satire News) – The News Blues News Agency is reporting that just about every member of the MPD is extremely pissed off at the new Police Department budget cuts. One of the force’s motorcycle cops said that he hates that his Harley Dav…
EL PASO – (Satire News) – The Texas county of El Paso has just made history, as it has elected it’s first female sheriff. Boom Boom News reporter Chipotle Caruso broke the story of 27-year-old ex-hooters girl, Vicki Papaya, winning the sheriff’s e…
A model-maker that built a whole Lego Town in Falkirk Town Hall has been left devastated after his £120,000 creation was left destroyed and burned to the ground in an act of terrorism. "The Lego Town had everything most towns have. Mosque, Chapel,…
MOBILE, Alabama - (Satire News) - It’s hard to believe that national retail stores such as Dilly Dally, Lollygag, and Walmart are already starting to sell Christmas items such as ornaments, wreaths, Christmas Ramen, and of course Christmas trees.
CORNBREAD, Iowa – (Satire News) – The local CBS affiliate is reporting that a resident of the town of Cornbread has been taken into custody for conduct unbecoming a normal person. The Cornbread Police Department reported that a Mr. Peter P. Varshi…
PICKLE TREE, Ohio – (Satire News) - A woman who walked into a local Walmart totally nude told one of the retail salesclerks that she was going to buy clothes and underwear. The clerk quickly called the store security guard, since the female was c…
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