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Funny story: Extreme Temperatures Having Adverse Effects on Millions of Americans, could spell the end of economic recovery

Extreme Temperatures Having Adverse Effects on Millions of Americans, could spell the end of economic recovery

Upper Midwest, including Minnesota and Wisconsin. Now burrrr-ied under subarctic temperatures reminiscent of the POLAR VORTEX, literally millions of Americans are huddled in their thermal skivvies and parkas, shivering like nervous Chihuahuas. As...

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Funny story: Super El Nino On The Way

Super El Nino On The Way

The world got a taste of this back in the late 1990s but this time it could be a lot worse with a severe drought in some areas and flooding in others. Add this to the worldwide sudden increase of earthquakes and it could take people's minds off el...

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Funny story: A Consumer Advocate Group Warns People About Eating Frozen Fish That Came Out of Lake Michigan

A Consumer Advocate Group Warns People About Eating Frozen Fish That Came Out of Lake Michigan

DETROIT - The consumer advocate group known as We Got Your Back has just issued a very important safety message. Consumer advocate Hannibal Linoleum wants all residents of the Great Lakes area to refrain from eating fish that was frozen in Lake Mi...

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Funny story: The Klondike Polar Vortex Could End Up Freezing The Atlantic Ocean

The Klondike Polar Vortex Could End Up Freezing The Atlantic Ocean

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Weather has issued a severe winter snow storm warning for an area from the Dakotas all the way Eastward to New England. The report states that The Klondike Polar Vortex could cause some temperatur...

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Funny story: The Yukon Polar Vortex Headed To The USA - Temperatures Could Dip Down To Minus 117

The Yukon Polar Vortex Headed To The USA - Temperatures Could Dip Down To Minus 117

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Weather is issuing extreme cold warnings from the Dakota's, to The Great Lakes region, and over to the New Jersey area. USDW meteorologists predict that the Yukon Polar Vortex or YPV, will cause a...

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Funny story: Man Who Survived Sharknado Killed by Polar Bear Vortex

Man Who Survived Sharknado Killed by Polar Bear Vortex

Fort Lauderdale,FL.-A man from California, who survived a freak storm last summer in which great white sharks were swept up in water spouts inside a hurricane and deposited in a flooded area of Los Angeles, wasn't so lucky this time. Fredrick Wha...

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Funny story: Polar Vortex Claims Life of Another Reporter

Polar Vortex Claims Life of Another Reporter

Authorities reported another cold-related death of a cable news network reporter who was killed trying to demonstrate a popular UToob video. After throwing 25 gallons of boiling water into the air, the reporter slipped and fell into a small sink...

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Funny story: Scientists admit global warming does not effect the US!

Scientists admit global warming does not effect the US!

Global environmental scientists bewildered at the record, freezing temperatures hitting the US and Canada, have now admitted they pulled the wool (plenty of that needed there) over the global population whilst declaring the planet is heating up. I...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston To Star In "The Polar Vortex That Devoured Boston"

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston To Star In "The Polar Vortex That Devoured Boston"

HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that former husband and wife Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston will soon be starring in the TouchRock Pictures production of The Polar Vortex That Devoured Boston. The movie will be directed and produced...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Blames The Polar Vortex On Al Gore

Donald Trump Blames The Polar Vortex On Al Gore

NEW YORK CITY - Donald Trump recently stated at one of his board of directors meetings in the Trump Tower that the Polar Vortex is nothing to sneeze at. He remarked that he is placing total blame for the dreaded PV on Al Gore. Trump stated that...

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Funny story: POLAR Vortex In, POLAR Bears Out

POLAR Vortex In, POLAR Bears Out

Polar bears are disgusted. Their lock on the word POLAR has been hijacked. As one of them told Spoof Science & Technology reporter Gail Farrelly, "Once upon a time, when the word POLAR was given in word association tests, 99 out of 100 respondents promptly answered: bear. No more. Now most respondents say Vortex when prompted by the word POLAR. Go figure." The dumb thing, the...

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Funny story: President Obama Pivots to "Fahrenheit Inequality"

President Obama Pivots to "Fahrenheit Inequality"

WASHINGTON, D.C: With record low temperatures creeping across the majority of the United States, the President has held a press conference to address the issue. "There is a Fahrenheit inequality, all across America. For too long now, we have sat...

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Funny story: Horrendous polar bear vortex grips America

Horrendous polar bear vortex grips America

New York - Much of the USA is being menaced by an evil polar bear vortex according to scientists at the Bearback Mountain Institute of Ecoskullduggery. The climate change stink - uh, think! - tank is linking this week's arctic strike to a recent s...

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