Ivana Poker, famous Southern poet from Macon, Georgia was found hanged in her apartment this morning -- an apparent suicide. Friends and relatives have stated that Ms. Poker, winner of the 1986 Nobel Prize in Literature,had been depressed and di...
A new poem from the pen of the Poet Laureate would be expected to draw comment from posh newspapers and magazines. It is reported that the poem "Achilles" dedicated to Becks, not the beer, the guy with a sore heel is causing shockwaves across Scottis...
London [UPI] - The first-ever female 'Pot Laureate', 23 year-old Jessica Farnsworth, has been named to the Royal Household. Her job is to celebrate the use of cannabis through poetry, during special occasions, weddings, funerals, bar mitzvahs and ot...
The new Poet Laureate has been announced by the Queen this morning, following the standing down of Andrew Motion. However the predicted successor Carol Ann Duffy was left speechless (and indeed Rhyme-less) when it was announced that the actual new...
Andrew Motion the British Poet Laureate who has authored ten Royal Poems has resigned. Motion admitted himself into a London hospital with a self confessed condition of tired lips. Motion told me that he had never had a job quite so taxing:...
The Queen has said that having Andrew Motion in the post of Poet Laureate has put her 'right orf' poetry for good and that she was only trying to do the 'ungrateful b'ard' a favour. After hearing Motion complain that writing for the Royals cause...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
