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Funny story: Trump Says, That He Finally Got “Pocahontas” Warren Heading Back To Her Reservation Where She Belongs

Trump Says, That He Finally Got “Pocahontas” Warren Heading Back To Her Reservation Where She Belongs

PAW PAW, West Virginia – Massachusetts senator and rejected Democratic presidential candidate, Elizabeth Warren, has thrown in the turquoise towel, as they say out in Santa Fe, New Mexico. President Trump speaking at a rally in Paw Paw, West Virgi...

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Funny story: Cherokee Woman Pulls Out Of Race: Burial Rituals for Pocahontas Begin

Cherokee Woman Pulls Out Of Race: Burial Rituals for Pocahontas Begin

BILLINGSGATE POST: As a culture, Cherokee Indians are very spiritual people that view death as a transition rather than an end. Funeral services are usually conducted by a Cherokee shaman the day after death. The bodies are traditionally buried in t...

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Funny story: Pocahontas To Fund Medicare By Taxing Housewives Imputed Income

Pocahontas To Fund Medicare By Taxing Housewives Imputed Income

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a dramatic shift from an earlier proposal to tax billionaires 100 percent, Elizabeth Warren (Pocahontas) announced today a sweeping tax proposal that would Instead use the imputed income of American housewives to fund Medicare...

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Funny story: Pocahontas: “Mexico Will Pay For Our Health Care.”

Pocahontas: “Mexico Will Pay For Our Health Care.”

BILLINGSGATE POST: Pocahontas has finally been pinned down. For months, she has dodged the question regarding who would come up with the 30 trillion dollars to pay for our health care. Taking a page from President Trump’s successful campaign mant...

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Funny story: Death Panel Will Save Lives Sez Bernie Sanders

Death Panel Will Save Lives Sez Bernie Sanders

BILLINGSGATE POST: Reacting to new claims by conservatives that Obama Care will not work unless grandma volunteers to pull the plug on herself prematurely, Bernie Sanders said that, "although this is true, it's inherently false that the government i...

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Funny story: Andrew Yang Calls Pocahontas An Albino Native American

Andrew Yang Calls Pocahontas An Albino Native American

BILLINGSGATE POST: The first question Rachel Maddow asked when it was her turn to question the Democrat candidates was: “Which one of you is Pocahontas and which of you is Yang?” Yang, obviously an inscrutable Oriental; Pocahontas, on the other...

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Funny story: Slim Everdingle Jumps On Pocahontas Bandwagon

Slim Everdingle Jumps On Pocahontas Bandwagon

BILLINGSGATE POST: The good, the bad and the ugly: Slim Everdingle has seen it all. But, after reviewing the twenty-plus candidates who aspire to run against Donald Trump for the presidency, only one - Pocahontas - put arrows in his quiver. The...

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Funny story: Trump Attacked By Bunch Of Clowns: Goes For Juggler

Trump Attacked By Bunch Of Clowns: Goes For Juggler

BILLINGSGATE POST: “Head for the roundhouse, Nellie. They can’t corner you there.” You would have to believe that President Trump heeded that advice from his confidante, Slim Everdingle. For sure, Trump hasn’t had a break from smears and attacks...

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Funny story: The Four Horse’s Asses Of The Apocalypse

The Four Horse’s Asses Of The Apocalypse

BILLINGSGATE POST: Defying all rational thought, the Four Horse’s Asses of the Apocalypse ride again. In Biblical lore they are known as Famine, Pestilence, Destruction and Death. These are only aliases. Their real names are Sanders, Pocahontas, Bet...

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Funny story: Trump calls Dem Candidates: “Worst Bunch Of Losers Since Nuremberg Trials”

Trump calls Dem Candidates: “Worst Bunch Of Losers Since Nuremberg Trials”

BILLINGSGATE POST: Pocahontas, Spartacus, Willie Brown’s Ho, Kirsten Giveaway; the list goes on. Asked if he was afraid of any of them in 2020, Trump responded: “Stupid Question. Worst bunch of losers since Nuremberg trials.” Asked by intrepid...

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Funny story: Pocahontas Visits Pocahontas

Pocahontas Visits Pocahontas

BILLINGSGATE POST: if you ever visit Princess Park in Pocahontas, Iowa, you must check out the 25' tall Pocahontas statue, her custom-built teepee and a historic log cabin. While there, check out the historic Pocahontas Court House. Be sure to stop...

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Funny story: Trump Quits Calling Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas

Trump Quits Calling Elizabeth Warren Pocahontas

A DNA test proves Senator Elizabeth Warren is a Native American. As promised by Donald Trump, Trump now owes the Senator one million dollars. When told of the DNA results, Trump went on an eight-minute Kanye West rant. He claimed he never accused...

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Funny story: Judge Kavanaugh Agrees To Marry Accuser And Make Her An Honest Woman

Judge Kavanaugh Agrees To Marry Accuser And Make Her An Honest Woman

BILLINGSGATE POST: Judge Brett Kavanaugh notified attorneys for Christine Blasey Ford that he would agree to marry her if she dropped her charges that he attempted to rape her. Citing his responsibility to “make her an honest woman,” Judge Kavanaug...

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Funny story: Donald Trump: A Closet Democrat

Donald Trump: A Closet Democrat

Yes, Donald Trump is not Rich Uncle Pennybags in a top hat, but a baseball cap, hammer and nails, lunch pail carrying Democrat, determined to give the White House, the Senate and House to his secret political party of choice: The Democrats. What...

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Funny story: Disney Sues Trump over Pocahontas Reference

Disney Sues Trump over Pocahontas Reference

Washington, D.C.: The Walt Disney Company has reportedly filed a lawsuit against Donald Trump because he used the nickname "Pocahontas" to deride Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren. The Pocahontas taunt "goes too far", claims Disney, asserting...

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