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Funny story: President Trump is Salivating at the Thought of Naming Roseanne Barr to be His Chief Political Campaign Speech Writer (and Attack Dog)

President Trump is Salivating at the Thought of Naming Roseanne Barr to be His Chief Political Campaign Speech Writer (and Attack Dog)

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany has informed the press that the president has always considered Roseanne Barr to be one of the funniest women on both sides of the Potomac River. He recently told his third most favorite son Eric...

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Funny story: Aggressive Pitbull To Have Testicles Removed

Aggressive Pitbull To Have Testicles Removed

A Cuban/American rapper who 'jumped up on' one of his recording producers and left her with no injuries whatsoever is to have his testicles removed. A Miami-Dade judge ordered the balls be chopped off after hearing of the attack on November 1st...

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Funny story: The Reason Why Jennifer Lopez Had A Bikini Line Tattoo Removed

The Reason Why Jennifer Lopez Had A Bikini Line Tattoo Removed

NEW YORK CITY - The rumor that Jennifer Lopez could be breaking up with her boy toy Casper Smart has just gained some credence. An unidentified source said that J.Lo paid a visit to a tattoo parlor in Brooklyn to have an intimate tattoo located on...

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Funny story: Pit Bull Says Once J.Lo Dumps Casper Smart He'll Be On Her Like Stripes on A Zebra

Pit Bull Says Once J.Lo Dumps Casper Smart He'll Be On Her Like Stripes on A Zebra

MIAMI - Pit Bull watched the first game of the NBA Finals and he was thrilled that the San Antonio Spurs defeated the Miami Heat 92-88. After the game Pit Bull was asked by Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette about the rumor that he and Jen...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez To Dump One Boy Toy For Another Boy Toy

Jennifer Lopez To Dump One Boy Toy For Another Boy Toy

PENSACOLA, Florida - Jennifer Lopez recently performed a sold out concert at The Orange Seed Auditorium in Pensacola. During the super charged concert, J.Lo sang a song with the very popular Cuban-American singer Armando Perez, better known as Pit...

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Funny story: Pit Bull Killed By 20 Foot Alligator

Pit Bull Killed By 20 Foot Alligator

Police were called to a house in Blackguard Close, Titchfield today to investigate the killing of a pit bull terrier by an alligator in a neighbour's garden. "We received a complaint from a resident that an alligator in a neighbour's garden had ea...

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Funny story: Heroin granny cleared of pit bull manslaughter because she was stoned at the time

Heroin granny cleared of pit bull manslaughter because she was stoned at the time

The acquittal of grandmother Jackie Simpson of the manslaughter of her granddaughter Ellie Lawrenson on New Years Day through criminal neglect in allowing the family's pit bull terrier

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Funny story: Fifty Pit Bull Dogs Rescued From Michael Vick's House Face Euthanization

Fifty Pit Bull Dogs Rescued From Michael Vick's House Face Euthanization

Micheal Vick's dogs were seized by the federal authorities after a raid on his home. Now, those 53 dogs face euthanization if no one tries to adopt them.

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Funny story: Fruitcake Attacks, Devours Pit Bull

Fruitcake Attacks, Devours Pit Bull

Houston, TX : Yesterday a 9-inch fruitcake attacked and ate a full-grown pit bull. Rocky was a 4 year old American Pit Bull Terrier weighing in at just over 75 lbs.

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Funny story: Rottweilers To Be Renamed "Pink Fuzzies"

Rottweilers To Be Renamed "Pink Fuzzies"

Following the success of the public relations campaign for the Pit Bull by renaming it the "New Yorkie," another notorious breed, the Rottweiler will be receiving a new designation, the "Pink Fuzzy." Some have belittled the name change charging th...

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