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Funny story: A List of The 10 Worst Pirates of All-Time*

A List of The 10 Worst Pirates of All-Time*

1. Timmy The Timid – Timmy stood 6 feet 4 inches, and only weighed 107 pounds. He was once beaten up by a skinny mermaid. He once dated Blackbeard's sister Esmeralda for two weeks. 2. Lorenzo The Lost – He retired at the age of 81, having never l...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp: Forgotten American Accent

Johnny Depp: Forgotten American Accent

Hollywood, CA - After being asked why he no longer does any films where he portrays an American, the Kentucky native replied that he "has forgotten how to speak with an American accent." After the success of the box-office juggernaut film serie...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp: I Hope I'm Not Possessed!

Johnny Depp: I Hope I'm Not Possessed!

Actor Johnny Depp who has had so much fun doing the Pirates movies and others says that ever since he played Edward Scissorhand, he has felt odd. "I usually do well during the day but at night, it's different...and even sometimes in the day." D...

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Funny story: Gaddafi's New Hat Modeled from Johnny Depp's Pirate Wardrobe

Gaddafi's New Hat Modeled from Johnny Depp's Pirate Wardrobe

Sporting attractive new headwear, Colonel Gaddafi was seen at a press conference yesterday wearing a bejeweled red bandanna, that looked suspiciously like the one worn in the latest Pirates of the Caribbean movie by Johnny Depp. While busy aski...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp's Rolling Stone Drink Mystery Solved

Johnny Depp's Rolling Stone Drink Mystery Solved

Top cool dude Johnny Depp was thrilled to share after-work drinks with Rolling Stone Keith Richards during the shooting of Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Johnny reports that after a long day's filming, he and Keef would retire to his...

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Funny story: Captain Jack Spazzo

Captain Jack Spazzo

Johnny Depp has quashed claims that his portrayal of Captain Jack Sparrow in Disney's Pirates Of The Caribbean was a ground-breaking performance and that it showed his versatility as an actor. Depp was nominated for an Oscar following his widely a...

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Funny story: Megan Fox In Mermaid Role In Next Pirates Of The Caribbean!

Megan Fox In Mermaid Role In Next Pirates Of The Caribbean!

After on again, off again turmoil of her appearing in Transformers 3, Meagan Fox is out to land the starring role of a mermaid in the next Pirates Of The Caribbean movie. Johnny Depp is said to "like what he sees" and thinks Meagan will do great i...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp May Say No To 4th Pirates Movie

Johnny Depp May Say No To 4th Pirates Movie

Popular actor Johnny Depp allegedly told reporters Monday that he very well may skip doing the fourth in the "Pirates Of The Caribbean" movies. "For one thing, there are real pirates out there and they are committing their lives to get enough to l...

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Funny story: "Pirates of the Caribbean" Take Hostages

"Pirates of the Caribbean" Take Hostages

(Anaheim-CA) The happiest place on earth, proved it's not immune to ships being taken by real pirates. Thursday, taking a cue from Somali pirates who boarded the United State flagged ship "Maersk Alabama", employees dressed as pirates seized a boat i...

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Funny story: Pirates of the Caribbean: Sticky Micky escapes

Pirates of the Caribbean: Sticky Micky escapes

CARIBBEAN CORRESPONDENT - UNDER FIRE, PROVIDENCIALES, FRIDAY: Here in my dugout, with shells flying overhead, it is clear that the situation worsens by the hour. In the confusion of the Haïtian invasion, Sticky Micky slipped his shackles and fled to the Spanish Main(land), leaving his Proagressive National Piracy franchise in the unsure hands of Gilly Willy. As Dominican warships loom on...

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Funny story: Haïti Claims Turks & Caicos Islands are theirs

Haïti Claims Turks & Caicos Islands are theirs

PORT-AU-PRINCE, Tuesday - République d'Haïti President, René Préval, announced that the troubled Turks and Caicos Islands are to be annexed as Haïti's newest province and renamed 'Bohio', meaning "rich villages" in the ancient Taino/Arawak language.

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Funny story: Imperialist Britain wrests control of Caribbean from Pirates

Imperialist Britain wrests control of Caribbean from Pirates

"The days of notorious pirate Sticky Micky are numbered", said Governor Whether-or-Not this week, "He has made his bed and must now lie in it." "Pirate Constitutions do not work, the only serve to make a few wealthy - their ill gotten gains must b...

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Funny story: Pirates of the Caribbean - New Treasure Map found

Pirates of the Caribbean - New Treasure Map found

A 21C map purportedly showing the location of a hoard of treasure from the infamous career of Pirate 'Sticky Micky' has recently been discovered. However, efforts to recover any riches have so far been unsuccessful. All that has been found is a fragm...

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Funny story: Somali Pirates hijack the "Pirates of the Caribbean" ride; shots reported fired

Somali Pirates hijack the "Pirates of the Caribbean" ride; shots reported fired

Anaheim, California - Apparently bypassing the latest State-of-the-Art security at an amusement park which is the happiest place in the world, the Somali pirates gained access through an employee entrance, mistaken as underpaid foreign exchange stude...

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Funny story: Johnny Depp Takes on Role in Pirates of Somalia

Johnny Depp Takes on Role in Pirates of Somalia

United Nations, New York - The UN Security Council today took the unprecedented step of appointing Johnny Depp to lead the fight against the growing threat of pirates off the African coast. With maritime pirate attacks increasing worldwide at an alar...

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Funny story: Pirates Star Rushed to Hospital

Pirates Star Rushed to Hospital

Actress Kiera Knightley was yesterday rushed into hospital after choking on a strand of spaghetti.

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Funny story: Keira Knightley makes bizarre love pact

Keira Knightley makes bizarre love pact

British actress Keira Nightly says she won't marry boyfriend Rupert Fiend because she's been married "too often" in movies and "has too many children".

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