Brexit Britain is a sea of opportunity. According to Tory MP Iain Duncan-Smith, he wishes he was 22 again, so that he could take advantage of those opportunities and start "buccaneering" again. But a pirate ship is no place for a bald old man with…
Piracy of the high street has been the scourge of Britain for centuries, but has been dying out for many years. However, in 2020, it is making a comeback, thanks to the economic devastation and empty streets caused by coronavirus. Geoff Brownbeard...
Some of Britain's top pop and rock stars are at the centre of a row over heirarchy following publication of a letter about music piracy in a national newspaper. The letter to the Daily Telegraph is signed by pop mogul Simon Cowell, Roger Daltrey a...
I know what you're thinking, but its not the Somali Pirates they are interested in. No, the Disney franchise isn't being threatened either. Today the biggest and most dangerous center of piracy is none other than the internet. This week not just one but two competing bills are making their way through congress to sharply increase the powers of the US Government to combat these dangerous pirates. T...
With its failed attempt to pass "Stop Online Piracy Act" (SOPA), Congress has decided to wait on attacking the pirates on the internet and moved its attention onto the pets who pirate sounds from the entertainment industry. "Pets have been quotin...
The supreme court of India has finally granted an 'Official national hobby' status to the avocation under the 874th constitutional amendment act after years of consistent lobbying, hunger strikes and campaigning by the state and national supporters a...
The Ministry of Defence fashed fresh embarrassment today as it was revealed that HMS Ark Royal, the Royal Navy's most iconic vessel, was seized temporarily by a group of schoolchildren while moored off Gibraltar. Captain of the Ark Royal, Corneliu...
A court in Sweden has jailed several people behind The Pirate Book (TPB), also known as Below Decks, the world's most high-profile pirate-themed collaborative story, in a landmark case. The writers were found guilty of breaking decency laws and we...
X-Men: Origins star Hugh Jackman has added his voice to the growing calls for the return of capital punishment. The actor, who plays Wolverine in the upcoming movie, attacked 'the growing wave of serious crime' across the globe, and said that a re...
PORT-AU-PRINCE, Tuesday - République d'Haïti President, René Préval, announced that the troubled Turks and Caicos Islands are to be annexed as Haïti's newest province and renamed 'Bohio', meaning "rich villages" in the ancient Taino/Arawak language.
Police in Bristol have today announced the seizure of what they say is a pirate copy of the upcoming Below Decks film. Although the actual movie has not yet been finished, this version has been hurriedly created to cash in on the phenomenon. It is...
An American salvage company, Lucky Strike Exploration, today claimed victory over the British navy, and began looting their ships. Speaking with a cutlass between his teeth, managing director Barack Beard said 'Ah haaar! Now we's be' havin' fun wi...
In a bold move, the government has today announced how it intends to combat web piracy and provide 22 million jobs to completely wipe out unemployment in Europe. According to the Minister for Web Piracy, The Honourable Long John Ooharrjimlad, the...
Philadelphia PA-- Bertha Clarke, 98, was arrested yesterday for film piracy after an investigation by the FBI. The senior citizen was charged with unauthorized exhibition of a copyrighted DVD. She could receive five years in jail and a $250,000.00...
The music industry is to propose new measures in combating the surge in tape to tape music sharing in which music industry chiefs blame for a loss in interest in packaged boy band pop groups and more importantly, a lot of money. The industry aims...
A resident of Chipping Sodbury is mounting a one-man campaign against his local Odeon cinema in protest at the continued 'Knock Off Nigel' campaign being run in cinemas across the country.
DULUTH - A lawyer speaking on behalf of the music industry celebrated ecstatically after a key victory in the battle against internet piracy.
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