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Funny story: Washington announces absolutely definitely for sure who blew up Nord Stream pipelines

Washington announces absolutely definitely for sure who blew up Nord Stream pipelines

The cunning of man (and women?) is limitless, we must conclude at this point in time. As we know all too well, a recent analysis by the American journalist Seymour Hersh claims that it was the USA, aided by Norway, that blew up the Nord Stream pip…

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Funny story: Victoria Nuland's “Ballade of the hunk of metal at the bottom of the sea” to be performed at The White House

Victoria Nuland's “Ballade of the hunk of metal at the bottom of the sea” to be performed at The White House

It has now been confirmed that Boris Johnson will offer a musical rendition of Ms. Nuland's latest poem, which is already on the docket for a literary prize, possibly the Nobel. Key phrasing in the poem comes from Ms. Nuland's remark following the…

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Funny story: Trump Tweets that Unhappy Native Americans Should Go Back to Where They Came From

Trump Tweets that Unhappy Native Americans Should Go Back to Where They Came From

Frustrated at protests by Native Americans of various oil pipelines set to be built across Native lands and precious water sources, United States President Donald Trump tweeted that discontented Native Americans "should go back to the totally broken...

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Funny story: Dakota pipeline company tells justice department to FO plus offers study seminars on the oil business

Dakota pipeline company tells justice department to FO plus offers study seminars on the oil business

Clearing away DAPL protesters from a pipeline route across the twin Dakota states, Energy Transfer Partners oil company has indicated a resounding FO to the justice department. The company is owned by prominent world banks and has financial connec...

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Funny story: Gas Prices To Skyrocket And Shortages Loom

Gas Prices To Skyrocket And Shortages Loom

A gasoline spill south of Birmingham, Alabama, last Friday led to the shutdown of an important pipeline that delivers fuel to much of the South and East. It is expected to cause shortages and prices will rise dramatically. A Colonial Pipeline Co. pi...

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Funny story: New bite-works animal to use on Pipelinestan protesters due out soon

New bite-works animal to use on Pipelinestan protesters due out soon

Last Saturday at Standing Rock on a Sioux Indian Reservation along the Cannonball and Missouri Rivers, bite-works style attack dogs were used against protesters. Security guards for the Dakota Access Pipeline Company felt obliged to utilize their...

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Funny story: Ukraine Gas Supply To Be Fitted With Giant Coin Operated Gas Meter

Ukraine Gas Supply To Be Fitted With Giant Coin Operated Gas Meter

Engineers are to fit a colossal gas pre-pay meter to pipelines coming in from Russia. The coin operated machine will take 5p coins and a key will have to be turned to obtain gas similar to the innovative gas meters of the 1950's. Anyone caught...

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