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Funny story: Van Gogh's Dr Gachet pops up mysteriously in Picasso's painting The Blue Room

Van Gogh's Dr Gachet pops up mysteriously in Picasso's painting The Blue Room

New York - The sudden apparition of Vincent van Gogh's Docteur Gachet in Pablo Picasso's 1901 depiction of The Blue Room has got the art world stumped. The oil on canvas painting shows a shapely naked blonde washing herself in a large blue basin,...

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Funny story: Picasso's glasses found exactly where he left them in the bathroom

Picasso's glasses found exactly where he left them in the bathroom

Pablo Norman Picasso, Spanish co founder of Cubism and general comedy painter's glasses have been found by his great grandson in his house in France. "He was always losing them", Nornan Picasso told our reporter. "He always accused people of mo...

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Funny story: Man Finds Lost Picasso Hidden in McDonald's Scratch Off

Man Finds Lost Picasso Hidden in McDonald's Scratch Off

An Ithaca, New York man, Johnny Grit had been going through his deceased father's belongings to see if he could find any pictures of his dad, who was rumored to be a transvestite lumberjack, when he came across a box full of unscratched McDonald's sc...

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Funny story: Downsizing Of Famous Picasso Oil Painting Begins Next Week!

Downsizing Of Famous Picasso Oil Painting Begins Next Week!

The famous 11ft x 25.5ft oil on canvas 'Guernica' painting by Pablo Picasso hanging in Madrid's Museo Reina Sofia is to be turned into 276 separate smaller works with each one then being sold off at auction. The museum believes that by turning Gue...

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Funny story: Legendary Actress Myrtle St John Set to Strip For Picasso film

Legendary Actress Myrtle St John Set to Strip For Picasso film

Legendary Canadian actress, Myrtle St John, 99, has shocked Hollywood with the news that she will star in the sexually-charged Lusting After Picasso, which is currently in pre-production. The film, to be based on the stage production of the same...

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Funny story: 271 Undiscovered Picasso's Under Dispute

271 Undiscovered Picasso's Under Dispute

A elderly couple have come forward with 271 unknown Picasso sketches, drawings and paintings. Pierre Le Guennec, 71, claims he purchased the works personally from Picasso. Le Guennec was Picasso's electrician for thirty years, he worked on three of P...

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Funny story: Picasso Authenticity Fails Conan O'Brien Test

Picasso Authenticity Fails Conan O'Brien Test

Still scrutinizing more than 270 supposedly unreleased works from Pablo Picasso, French authorities and the Picasso Estate now have their doubts as to the authenticity of the recently found cache despite claims from a Paris electrician that the works...

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Funny story: Picasso Found in Toilet

Picasso Found in Toilet

I was just about to pull the chain in our bathroom when I noticed a package lodged behind my bath. Imagine my surprise when I discovered that it was a painting signed by Picasso. Being unaware that cars could sign paintings I took the picture to a...

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Funny story: Picassos stolen by Robotic Flies

Picassos stolen by Robotic Flies

The Seattle Art Museum opened today with few patrons waiting at the doors, uneventful and relaxed. Josh Littlebear, reception desk guard, was hoping for more activity so the day went fast. Ten minutes later the front doors were jammed with two tour...

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Funny story: Paris Art Theft - David Cameron Didn't Do It

Paris Art Theft - David Cameron Didn't Do It

Paris, France - The office of the Prime Minister today hotly denied that David Cameron was in any way involved in the theft of five old masters from a Paris museum overnight. The raid was captured on CCTV and clearly showed a masked intruder who stol...

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Funny story: Giacometti 'Walking Man I' buyer walks off with $106.5m Picasso

Giacometti 'Walking Man I' buyer walks off with $106.5m Picasso

New York - (Monet Talks!): He's been at it again! The reclusive art billionaire who splashed out an unprecedented $104.3 million for the Giacometti sculpture in February has snapped up another world record-breaker. Last night the secretive US inv...

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Funny story: Art Historians Discover Picasso's Strange Paintings Were Of Arkansas Family

Art Historians Discover Picasso's Strange Paintings Were Of Arkansas Family

Art Historians with the New York Museum of Modern Art have discovered that the strange, almost alien looking paintings of the late Pablo Picasso were not any sort of impressionism or abstract or of any other style. They were, in fact, portraits of a...

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Funny story: Woman Trips -- Oopsie Daisy -- and Damages Picasso Painting

Woman Trips -- Oopsie Daisy -- and Damages Picasso Painting

The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York City was the scene of an unfortunate accident last week. An art student slipped and fell into the very valuable Picasso painting The Actor, causing damage to the canvas. "Everybody now thinks I'm a k...

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Funny story: The Picasso: Brutal Body Art Technique Gains Popularity in Prisons

The Picasso: Brutal Body Art Technique Gains Popularity in Prisons

CHINO, Calif. -- It's difficult to trace the origins of tattoos and similar body art -- which Western societies often regard as a form of mutilation -- primarily because tattoos transcend culture and geography. Tattooing has been a practice since the...

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Funny story: Basingstoke Man Finds Picasso In Attic

Basingstoke Man Finds Picasso In Attic

Eddie Gimp, of Basingstoke got quite a surprise when he cleaned out his attic last week, when he found Picasso hiding out up there. "I thought he was dead," Gimp told us. "But it seems not. There he was, large as life, hiding in my attic, where he...

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Funny story: Picasso's Guernica Becomes Michelle Obama's Latest Fashion Gown

Picasso's Guernica Becomes Michelle Obama's Latest Fashion Gown

Picasso's anti war tour de force , the masterpiece, Guernica has tormented tyrants and ridiculed war mongers the world over. Bush's House Negro, Colin Powell was so ashamed of his call to unnecessary arms in Iraq at the UN that he sent the tapestry v...

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Funny story: Spirit Of Picasso Is Alive And Well Living In A Jar Of Tesco Peanut Butter In Bognor

Spirit Of Picasso Is Alive And Well Living In A Jar Of Tesco Peanut Butter In Bognor

Gerald Briggs from Bognor has caused a sensation by claiming that his jar of peanut butter is possessed by the spirit of Pablo Picasso.

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