The Greek alphabet has 24 letters. After Omicron comes Pi. When are we getting some Pi? There will always be a new variant because this is the new normal for the 2020s. From 2000 to 2019 we had terrorism to worry about. (Ah, remember terrorists? W…
Write the following statements on a rock: Randomness Does not Exist. The Key To The Unified Field Theory, And God Himself, is Pi. Buffon's Needle --easily one of the oldest tests of randomness, and problems in the field of geometrical probability-- yields one of the most amazing things this writer has ever seen. Because from the so-called random output of the test, the same result can consis...
WASHINGTON, DC - Leading scientists and researchers announced today that the long-held value of pi (3.14159265) is incorrect. The new value of pi has been copyrighted and will not be available free of charge. It will instead be made available in di...
Accra, Ghana - It has recently been determined by Professor M'buku of the Ghana Community College of Cosmetology that Pi actually does repeat itself. Using seventeen hundred TRS-80 computers (16K of RAM whether you need it or not) working in tandem f...
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