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Funny story: Jaycee Lee Dugard Abductor Phillip Garrido - Vatican Breaks Silence

Jaycee Lee Dugard Abductor Phillip Garrido - Vatican Breaks Silence

Deadline, Vatican City, Rome, Italy. Following claims from nutjob Phillip Garrido, the kidnapper of Jaycee Lee Dugard, that he kept God in a box, and held regular conversations with the Divine One, the Vatican, which until now has been reluctant t...

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Funny story: Jaycee Lee Dugard - Abductor Calls In Hope Of Selling Story Exclusive

Jaycee Lee Dugard - Abductor Calls In Hope Of Selling Story Exclusive

Reporters over here in my London office were dumbfounded when the office received a call from none other than Phillip Garrido, the weirdo freak pervert who kidnapped Jaycee Lee Dugard 18 years ago when she was just 11 years old. Before his arrest,...

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Funny story: Dr. Phil Psychoanalyses Philip Garrido, Jaycee Lee Dugard's Abductor

Dr. Phil Psychoanalyses Philip Garrido, Jaycee Lee Dugard's Abductor

"You got to be the sickest bastard I've ever psychoanalyzed," said a visibly shaken Dr. Phil after psychoanalyzing Philip Garrido, Jaycee Lee Dugard's abductor via close circuit TV during a commercial break. "In fact, you're so sick that now I'll pro...

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Funny story: Manson psychic to channel in Garrido 'harem' mausoleum hunt

Manson psychic to channel in Garrido 'harem' mausoleum hunt

Antioch - (Helter Skelter Mess): Convicted mass murderer Charles Manson's tarot reader has offered to channel Sharon Tate's ghost in the hunt for Phillip Garrido's necro harem trophy room. The development comes as LA cops widen the net in their tr...

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Funny story: Nancy Garrido the new Myra Hindley?

Nancy Garrido the new Myra Hindley?

California - (Reuterus): Veteran Moors murders sniffer dogs are unlikely to join their LAPD cadaver-trail hound counterparts 'for obvious reasons'. But the Antioch neighborhood of Jaycee Lee Dugard captors Phillip and Nancy 'Reagan' Garrido is bei...

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Funny story: Jaycee Lee Dugard's Abductor "Even Weirder Than First Thought."

Jaycee Lee Dugard's Abductor "Even Weirder Than First Thought."

California police today disturbingly announced that Phillip Garrido, the abductor of Jaycee Lee Dugard, was in fact, way weirder than even they had initially suspected. Police Chief, Erwin Rummel, of Neverland County, California, announced that th...

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