Famed juiced-up Philadelphia Phillies outfielder -- who is as bad at running his day-to-day life as he was hitting left-handed pitchers who sent the off-speed stuff toward the inside of the plate-- has been arrested on various Grand Theft and Grand T...
The Philadelphia Phillies, the losingest team in all professional sports, has set a new benchmark for utility. They lost their 10,000th baseball game, becoming the first team to ever reach that mark of futility.
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