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Funny story: Two-Thirds of Americans Are Despondent But Only One-Third Are Clinically Depressed/Suicidal

Two-Thirds of Americans Are Despondent But Only One-Third Are Clinically Depressed/Suicidal

A report published today in JAMA Internal Medicine revealed that that the emotional state of the large majority (63 percent) of Americans is general despondency, but the good news is that only slightly more than one-third (34 percent) are clinically...

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Funny story: Blow for Viagra

Blow for Viagra

The UK drug company Pfizer's Research and Development sector in Kent is to close with a loss of thousands of jobs in the Government's job expansion programme in the private sector. Viagra, the main drug to emerge from the Research has sagged in pu...

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Funny story: Pharmaceutical Giants Merge to Produce Popular Combo-Meds

Pharmaceutical Giants Merge to Produce Popular Combo-Meds

Long thought to be a hard sell to the rigid Securities and Exchange Commission, pharmaceutical giants Pfizor and Kings Medical will apparently complete their merger this week while also preparing to introduce a new line of specialty drugs to market.

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Funny story: Chewable Viagra Marketed for Kids

Chewable Viagra Marketed for Kids

It has been announced that a children's version of the popular drug, Viagra, has been developed.

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Funny story: M&Ms May Be The New Viagra?

M&Ms May Be The New Viagra?

(Brooklyn--NY) "It wasn't my son. It was the blue M&Ms. They're Viagra." That's the claim of Robert "Bob" Spiotto, Sr., the father of eleven year old Robert "Bob" Spiotto, Jr., who holds the dubious distincti...

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Funny story: Merck and Philip Morris To Merge

Merck and Philip Morris To Merge

(Wilmington--DE) At a joint press conference today, pharmaceutical giant Merck and tobacco tower Philip Morris announced that they will merge. The union became destined when both companies realized that "our products kill people," said Merc...

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Funny story: Debeers Ad - A Subliminal Medical Message; Pfizer R & D Actively Seeking Cure! Congratulations DeBe

Debeers Ad - A Subliminal Medical Message; Pfizer R & D Actively Seeking Cure! Congratulations DeBe

Clearly, a Nurse or some other medical personnel invaded the Advertising Council and wrote that Ad. What a success!...

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