A whistleblower who used to work for big-pharma giant Pfizter has told the US Weekly Medical News Picayune that all variants are created in the lab, and that some can be directed specifically towards certain types of people: “Like any egotistical…
I was hanging out at the headquarters of Big Pharma, when something went terribly, terribly wrong! (And I thought Pharma had everything under control! But there were human beings – that corrupt species – running the show, putting ink into the eyes…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – A source inside the White House has said that Pfizer Pharmaceuticals will be shipping the first vaccines out of their factory to the White House. The unnamed source said that he actually saw the purchase order th…
A report published today in JAMA Internal Medicine revealed that that the emotional state of the large majority (63 percent) of Americans is general despondency, but the good news is that only slightly more than one-third (34 percent) are clinically...
The UK drug company Pfizer's Research and Development sector in Kent is to close with a loss of thousands of jobs in the Government's job expansion programme in the private sector. Viagra, the main drug to emerge from the Research has sagged in pu...
Long thought to be a hard sell to the rigid Securities and Exchange Commission, pharmaceutical giants Pfizor and Kings Medical will apparently complete their merger this week while also preparing to introduce a new line of specialty drugs to market.
It has been announced that a children's version of the popular drug, Viagra, has been developed.
(Brooklyn--NY) "It wasn't my son. It was the blue M&Ms. They're Viagra." That's the claim of Robert "Bob" Spiotto, Sr., the father of eleven year old Robert "Bob" Spiotto, Jr., who holds the dubious distincti...
(Wilmington--DE) At a joint press conference today, pharmaceutical giant Merck and tobacco tower Philip Morris announced that they will merge. The union became destined when both companies realized that "our products kill people," said Merc...
Clearly, a Nurse or some other medical personnel invaded the Advertising Council and wrote that Ad. What a success!...
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