Tony Rabbit woke up one morning and said to his friend Cherie 'You know, um, well - um, I think I'll go to Chilcot Rabbit's tea party, then I can have a proper frank discussion about rabbits and dandelions, and constant directions about snails and spinaches of mass destruction', and Cherie yawned and answered 'Don't hurry back then', as she had had her eighty-fifth kitten last week which she had c...
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