My name is Joey Diamond and I'm a private investigator. Yesterday, I was sitting in my office, basicly twittling my thumbs, when two strange looking dudes walked in and introduced themselves. "I'm Wee Willie Winkie. I run through the town. Upstairs and downstairs in my nightgown. Rapping at the windows, crying through the lock. Are the children now in bed? For now it's eight o'clock." "...
"When you gotta go, you gotta go," was Peter Piper's only defense to accusations that he pooped in public in a plastic pumpkin pail. Piper has previous prosecutions for peeing in public (after drinking excessively to cool his mouth after eating pe...
Peter Piper, infamous in nursery rhymes for picking a peck of pickled peppers, tweeted today that he picked a peck of purplish, pink pickled paprika peppers. Tongue twister and pepper picking market analysts peppered the tweet as a pure pile of p...
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