Kim Jong un has executed his Uncle Jang to prevent a repeat of last year's drunken antics. "He cannot now embarrass me again by inhaling helium, talking in a squeaky voice and "Moon Walking", he told our North Korean representative this morning. "...
Anything Blackburn can do, Bolton can do better, at least according to roly-poly Bolton funnyman Peter Kay - who reckons that not only will Bolton beat Man United at Old Trafford, but that they'll win by a wider margin than Rovers 3-2 Kay, who by...
Now that he's safely behind bars and reporting restrictions on the case have been lifted, it can be revealed that northern man, Eric Whippet, from Bolton near Manchester was sentenced to ten years in prison earlier today at The Old Bailey. In a ho...
Bolton funnyman Peter Kay today shrugged off a barrage of insults and threats directed at him by Manchester City supporting "knob-head" who should know better at his age - Liam Gallagher. The ex-Oasis frontman has been running his gob off again, h...
Former Burnley manager Owen Coyle today revealed the real reason behind his move from Burnley to Bolton Wanderers - He wanted to get closer to his comedy idol, Peter Kay. Coyle also revealed that he turned down a summer move to Celtic because it w...
Owner of controversial The Phoenix Club, in Bolton, Lancashire; wheelchair bound Brian Potter has reportedly signed up to an £80 million deal to present a travel show by Travelling World TV. This wouldn't be the controversial club owner's first fo...
Under-fire Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez, reacting angrily to criticism after his team were beaten 2-1 in Turkey this week, has threatened to leave the club, and to return to his former calling as a bouncer
London's West End was set alight tonight, by the sensational Christmas pantomime starring Peter Kay and the hilariously funny Osama Bin Laden.
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