Pete Davidson is a new spokesman for Taco Bell’s breakfast burrito, and the company couldn’t be happier. “We hope this translates into major sales – if we ain’t seeing Americans getting fatter and fatter off our product, then we’re doing something…
Contracts have been signed! Hollywood eats its own! Agree to do it or you’ll never work in this town again! Pete Davidson now has to fuck and/or date for a couple weeks EVERY ACTRESS in Hollywood. A-list first, then he will move onto B and then C…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Pete Davidson was asked by Tittle Tattle Tonight writer Pico de Gallo why he dumped the sexy, sultry Kim Kardashian. Davidson who is only 29, said that at first the thought that the idea of him being in love and hav…
HIDDEN HILLS, California - (Satire News) - Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres reporter Tahiti Zeppelin says that Kim Kardashian is still very heartbroken at being dumped by her boyfriend of 10 months Pete Davidson. Miss Zeppelin said that Kimmy even lowered…
HIDDEN HILLS, California - (Satire News) - Khloe Kardashian says that her big sister (in age - not size) is extremely depressed after being dumped by her boyfriend (Pete Davidson) after being together for 10 months. Khloe said that since the break…
Rumors are flying! Has Elon Musk not only acquired Twitter, but also a new love to compliment his narcissism? You bet he has! But alas, mystery still surrounds WHO is Elon’s new love? Is it a Kardashian? Is it Kanye? Or is it man-whore Pete Dav…
Man-whore, Pete Davidson, has broken up with a Kardashian, but he’s not sure which one. But his publicist, Donny Bologna, has said, “Pete will do anyone anytime anywhere, as long as it makes him more famous than he already is.” Many alumni of SNL…
HOLLYWOOD - (Satire News) - It is generally believed that Kim and Pete have become the happiest, hottest, power couple in America. The eldest of the five Kardashian girls is 41, and her boyfriend who is a member of "Saturday Night Live" is only 28…
NEW YORK CITY - (Entertainment Satire) - When it comes to getting ass, there is no celebrity who gets more than "Saturday Night Live" cast member Pete "The Meat" Davidson. According to Bedroom Pillow Talk writer Carolina Chipotle, Pete is consider…
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