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Aunt Beru found in Peru

Funny story: Aunt Beru found in Peru

A woman in Peru has announced that she is actually Aunt Beru from the first Star Wars film. The news has come as a surprise to nerds and film buffs everywhere, as not only was Beru killed by Stormtroopers on the orders of Darth Vader, but she is a fi...

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Joran van der Sloot Marries Next Victim in Prison

Funny story: Joran van der Sloot Marries Next Victim in Prison

Lima, Peru - In what promises to be a future Disney love-story movie, murderer and all around bad guy Joran van der Sloot married a psychotic chick this week in prison, where he met and impregnated the brainless female. Van der Sloot, who gained n...

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Peru's 17th Andes Artillery Regiment Is Headed To Aid The Ukraine

Funny story: Peru's 17th Andes Artillery Regiment Is Headed To Aid The Ukraine

LIMA, Peru - The Peruvian government has just informed the press that their pride and joy the 17th Andes Artillery Regiment will be landing in the Ukraine to help them in their confrontation with the Russian military. A spokesperson for the Peruvi...

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Portugal and Peru Vow To Support The Ukraine If Russia Invades

Funny story: Portugal and Peru Vow To Support The Ukraine If Russia Invades

KIEV, Ukraine - The Ukraine has just sent word to the governments of Portugal and Peru thanking them for their fabulous offer of support should they be invaded by Russia. A spokesperson for the Ukraine, Chertov Zappavitski, stated that at serious...

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The President of Peru Visits The White House With Some Great News

Funny story: The President of Peru Visits The White House With Some Great News

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Peruvian President Billy Fashionista flew to Washington, D.C. to meet with President Obama in the Oval Office of the White House. The president of the South American country had some great news for President Obama. He told him t...

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Bolivia Issues A Strong Warning To Peru

Funny story: Bolivia Issues A Strong Warning To Peru

LA PAZ, Bolivia - The government of Bolivia has informed the government of Peru via a strongly worded text message that it will no longer put up with Peruvian bandits crossing into Bolivia. President Montero Santa-Cantina of Bolivia told the membe...

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Archaeologists Discover City Made Out Of Tin In High Andes But Team Now Faces Oxygen Starvation.

Funny story: Archaeologists Discover City Made Out Of Tin In High Andes But Team Now Faces Oxygen Starvation.

Lima, Peru : Archaeologists working in the High Andes in areas of low oxygen supply have reportedly stumbled upon a legendary city of purest TIN. The find was made last week and provides the clearest evidence yet for the existence of a civilization d...

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Most Colorado Marijuana Shops Have Added Top Shelf Marijuana To Their Shops

Funny story: Most Colorado Marijuana Shops Have Added Top Shelf Marijuana To Their Shops

DENVER - Now that hundreds of pot shops have popped up all over the state of Colorado, many customers are asking for the better brand of marijuana. Ned and Ashlyn Buxworthy owners of Denver's The Magic Marijuana Mistress Pot Shop have said that th...

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Italy To Sell The Island of Sardinia To Peru

Funny story: Italy To Sell The Island of Sardinia To Peru

ROME - In a move that is certainly unprecedented Italy has decided to part with one of its islands. Pasquale Pettigolezzo with Italy's national news agency The Daily Vino stated to the Italian members of the press that after much consideration the...

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Justin Bieber Continues To Piss Off South Americans On His Concert Tour

Funny story: Justin Bieber Continues To Piss Off South Americans On His Concert Tour

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - When it comes to basic common sense Justin Bieber has about as much as the average #2 lead pencil. Biebs on his South American concert tour angered the citizens of Brazil when he spray painted graffiti on the bedspread of...

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Peru drug mule stooges 'home for Christmas 2033'

Funny story: Peru drug mule stooges 'home for Christmas 2033'

Lima - Two daft Brit cows caught with one-and-a-half kilos of Colombian cocaine have changed their pitch and admitted trafficking following a Peruvian Justice Ministry plea bargain sweetener. This offers a reduced terms sentence in exchange for gr...

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Kim Jong Un Purchases 4 Missiles From Peru

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Purchases 4 Missiles From Peru

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un was all smiles after he completed a deal with the South American government of Peru to buy 4 missiles. The Rice Paddy National News Agency of North Korea reports that the 4 missiles will be...

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Guatemala Asks The United States For $13 Billion To Start Up A Space Program

Funny story: Guatemala Asks The United States For $13 Billion To Start Up A Space Program

GUATEMALA CITY, Guatemala - President Pancho Ensalada of Guatemala has asked President Obama for a loan in order to start up a space program similar to the one the United States has. President Ensalada informed President Obama that he met with fiv...

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The U.S. Government Will Be Importing 7 Million Viagra Pills From Peru

Funny story: The U.S. Government Will Be Importing 7 Million Viagra Pills From Peru

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Pharmaceuticals has just announced that they have sealed a deal with the government of Peru to import Viagra pills. UDDP Spokesperson May Bergerbock, 38, stated to American Spotlight Magazine that...

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Kanye West Getting Cold Feet Plans To Head South To Peru For Five Weeks

Funny story: Kanye West Getting Cold Feet Plans To Head South To Peru For Five Weeks

BEVERLY HILLS - Word out of the Land of Kardashian is that Kim's baby daddy Kanye West is starting to feel like the Tinsel Town walls are closing in on him. According to Gibraltar Yukon with The Celebrity Globe, West is worried that Kim will get s...

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Ecuador Plans To Invade India

Funny story: Ecuador Plans To Invade India

QUITO, Ecuador - The South American government of Ecuador has been flooded with emails, text messages, letters, and two singing telegrams regarding the latest military rumor regarding that bicuspid-shaped country. The rumorous rumor is believed to...

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Prehistoric Peruvians Popped Popcorn

Funny story: Prehistoric Peruvians Popped Popcorn

Archaeologists have discovered that an ancient Peruvian tribe living along the Pacific coast was munching on popcorn thousands of years ago. The discovery was made last Thursday by Sir Percival Blick of the British Museum when he raped and pillage...

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Recording of Ancient Astronauts Found

Funny story: Recording of Ancient Astronauts Found

Washington DC: Following in the footsteps of his famous father, Indiana Jones Jr. has completed an archeological dig to determine the origin of the large drawings of spiders and monkeys located in the Nazca Desert in southern Peru. UFO enthusiasts...

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