Most of the world's top chefs wear socks, which goes a long way towards explaining their success in Michelin star awards, but the secret to top chefery lies in knowing which socks to wear whilst preparing a specific dish. Today, we shall be concentrating on the perfect chicken "sock" kebab - so called, because the barbecued chicken is stuffed gratuitously into a pitta bread, like a foot in a so...
Just a feeble day Waffle about skin and gays And then later go to where Cheney says Just a feeble day Fund animals in Israel Then act like an actor But don't say a thing Oh, it's such a feeble day I'm glad I spent it waffling spew Oh, such a feeble day You just keep me funding you Israel and Saudis too Just a feeble day Health care problems left alone Backhanders from Republic...
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