NEW YORK CITY - Joan Rivers loves being called The Queen of Mean. She has been known to turn herself into a vicious rattlesnake quicker than Wynonna Judd can eat a honey covered biscuit. Rivers who is 80-years-old still loves nothing better than g...
HOLLYWOOD - It's been reported that Julia Roberts recently said that she does not appreciate Jennifer Lawrence thinking that she can take away her title of America's Sweetheart. Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors wrote that first of all Roberts is 46-...
HOLLYWOOD - Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton loves to take shots at celebrities but the sidesaddle-riding tenderfoot has shown many times that he can dish it out but he can't take it. He has degraded, demeaned, and insulted many Tinsel Towners over...
HOLLYWOOD - Lady Gaga has been out of the limelight too long and she is itching to get her name back on the entertainment publication pages. Celebrity Globe reporter Pia Confetti is reporting that the New York singer has lashed out at her one time...
It happened as soon as the National Institutes of Health announced this week that "...310 chimps will be retiring from medical research over the next few years..." One of the chimps said, "Throwing us a party, it's the least they can do, we've put in our time." And the chimps weren't at all shy about exactly what kind of a party it should be. Here are a few of the things they demanded: --...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Noted Tinsel Town blogger Perez Hilton, who is no stranger to the glittery world of the bright lights of the limelight, has admitted that he is indeed dating the one and only Prince Poppycock. Hilton spoke with Coquette Eucalyptus...
LOS ANGELES - In what many media critics are hailing as The modern day reality show version of The Battle of Britain fought on American soil Englishmen Russell Brand and Piers Morgan have both come to the aid of their fellow countrywoman Cheryl Cole. Cole had been all set to be one of the three judges on Simon Cowell's new American version of the British hit show, X-Factor when suddenly she was...
MALIBU BEACH - It appears that two of Tinsel Town's biggest divas the Hilton girls, Paris and Perez have both shown that they are about as civilized as two Taliban warriors. The two were attending a Charlie Sheen "Winning Wienie Roast" on the beach when they began posturing for position next to the host who was throwing wienies on the grill like they were marshmallows. Sheen had sent his two...
HOLLYWOOD - America's most popular blogger has fired off a couple of shots at Chelsea "I'm A Very Funny Bitch" Handler. Perez, who is not one to hold back referred to Handler, who hosted The MTV Music Video Awards, as not only the lousiest award s...
Overrated internet sensation Perez Hilton - who with a mere 10 million daily readers is only marginally more popular than theSpoof.com - has informed the world, that in his opinion, Taylor Lautner will become much bigger than Twilight love rival, Rob...
Riding the fickle wave of notoriety after photographing Miley Cyrus' unlady-like exit from a car last week, famous fop Perez Hilton suffered a serious professional set-back after he was stricken blind by Helen Mirren's Medusa-like muff. According to...
Lost Angeles, CA - The smoke has finally cleared surrounding the "no panties" picture of Miley Cyrus that had the internet buzzing for a solid week. Perez Hilton was attacked from all sides, even by Miley Cyrus, who called him an idiot on the Ryan Se...
Miley Cyrus has stated that she will not press charges or go to court over pics published by Perez Hilton on his site. "They were bogus anyway, but I let him sweat it out for awhile, since I am under age", stated Cyrus. "He's already being punish...
Perez Hilton has admitted that his upskirt photo of Miley Cyrus was faked. The picture, which was posted with her crotch pixilated to hide "her goodies," actually showed Miley wearing panties. Hilton says that he posted it as a joke. The better...
Somehow it's a slow news day when we're talking about Perez Hilton and Lindsay Lohan in the same sentence, but the weekend internet and press fight between the two has escalated into a commitment to face each other in the boxing ring. Accusations...
HOLLYWOOD - The Lindsay Lohan-Perez Hilton feud is starting to resemble Iceland's Eyjafjallajojull volcano. The LiLo-PerHi powder puff fracas started when Perez wrote an unflattering piece about LiLo's little sister, Ali, aka AliLo. The sidesad...
HOLLYWOOD - Tinseltown's notorious purveyor of scandalous celebrity blogging hors d'oeuvres Perez Hilton, has just received word that he has been picked to play the infamous blonde celebrity maven Paris Hilton on the silver screen in the Warner Broth...
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