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Funny story: Coke Could Kill (and Pepsi May Maim)

Coke Could Kill (and Pepsi May Maim)

Although there is no evidence in the forty-nine other states (or, as yet, even in Washington, D. C.) that drinking soft drinks could be hazardous to consumers' heath, California, The Land of Nuts and Fruits, will require Coca-Cola, Pepsi, and other s...

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Funny story: Mike Bloomberg's Baby Grandson Caught with a Big Pepsi

Mike Bloomberg's Baby Grandson Caught with a Big Pepsi

The outgoing mayor of NYC has had a lot to say about large, sugary drinks. In short, he hates them. They don't jive with his health crusade. But his newborn grandson (he was born on Christmas Eve) ain't buying it. "Breast milk is ok," said...

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Funny story: Christians row over analogy to Cola

Christians row over analogy to Cola

Catholics and Anglicans have almost come to physical blows after the various Christian religions have been compared to cola. "There was an off the cuff remark from Jon Stewart saying Catholics were like Coca-cola, and Anglicans were like Pepsi," s...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt's Problem

Brad Pitt's Problem

Brad Pitt has been unveiled as the new face for women's perfume Channel NO 5. Brad decided to sell off a little more of his credibility to another soulless brand after he realised Angelina had his balls mounted on the wall of her trophy room and he remembered he was in fact a bitch. Brad had tried to fool the men in the world into thinking he was a real man by growing a beard and getting caught sm...

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Funny story: Top Brand Colas to be Yellow Following Ingredient Change

Top Brand Colas to be Yellow Following Ingredient Change

The leading soft drink suppliers Coca Cola and Pepsi have both announced that in order to meet product labelling rules in California they are reducing the amount of caramel colouring in their products. However, neither company has explained the ra...

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Funny story: 'Hard up' Beckham plays softball in two minute Sofia Viagra ad

'Hard up' Beckham plays softball in two minute Sofia Viagra ad

Los Angeles - His $5 million fee for a soft drink ad nearly got him a stiff neck from ogling the dusky Colombian beauty's ravine-like cleavage. The beachside footage premiered to US audiences last night - apparently with heavily pregnant wife Vict...

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Funny story: Don't Blame Coke for Porn; the Company is Outdated and Clueless

Don't Blame Coke for Porn; the Company is Outdated and Clueless

We'd expect some kind of controversy from a Pepsi promotion because Pepsi is hip, it's now, it's happening, unlike Coca-Cola, it's backward-thinking rival. So when we heard that Coca-Cola had been caught posting porn messages on teens walls on Facebo...

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Funny story: Cola Company Installs Gold Vending Machine

Cola Company Installs Gold Vending Machine

Abu Dhabi - In a first of its kind marketing scheme, Peppy Cola the American cola company has installed a vending machine that actually returns gold when it receives a deposit of any competitor's soft drink. By depositing the competitor's bottled dri...

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Funny story: Toads Prefer Pepsi

Toads Prefer Pepsi

Florida - Pepsi has announced that in a blind taste test eight out of ten toads prefer Pepsi to Coca Cola. The taste test took place in Okefenokee National Wildlife Refuge this summer during evenings over a two week period. Cola cans of Pepsi a...

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Funny story: Jacko fried his brains for Pepsi: Tina Turner commiserates

Jacko fried his brains for Pepsi: Tina Turner commiserates

Los Angeles - (Pyromancy Mess): "Hey, Pepsi firebombed my beehive too!" Tina Turner commented today about Zaprudder footage of Michael Jackson's afro blazing like a bonfire night bogeyman during 1984 filming of 'The Choice of a New Generation'. Tu...

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Funny story: Plans Scrapped for Cola Powered Car

Plans Scrapped for Cola Powered Car

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - With gasoline prices once again below the two dollar per gallon mark across the United States, plans for a cola powered car have been abandoned. When gas prices were above four dollars a gallon, American consumers complained, w...

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Funny story: Bottled water scam

Bottled water scam

Gallon-sized bottled water jugs have long been a staple product in home emergency kits for times of natural disaster, but over the last several years individually sized bottles have become a $11 billion-a-year business.

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Funny story: Pepsi Admits Aquafina Is Really Just Tap Water

Pepsi Admits Aquafina Is Really Just Tap Water

Pepsi admitted today what industry watch dogs have long suspected: Aquafina bottled water is really the same thing that you get from your tap. The nation's largest selling bottled water comes from municipal water sources and is no different than...

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Funny story: Beckham Confesses: "Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Affecting My Game"

Beckham Confesses: "Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Affecting My Game"

Three days after admitting to suffering from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD), footballer David Beckham has revealed that, in addition to feeling uneasy when there's one two many Pepsi cans in his fridge or when the chairs in his living room a...

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Funny story: 'Raunchy' Cola War Commercials Spark Network Controversy

'Raunchy' Cola War Commercials Spark Network Controversy

(CNN) Actual commercial .. A live studio audience .. Coke folks, Pepsi folks. 2 bowls on stage. A pooch walks up to one bowl labeled "Coke", tinkles on it. The PEPSI crowd goes wild. Pooch then walks over to the Pepsi bowl, squats down, do...

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