Men with oversized genitalia no longer have to suffer. Prizer Labs now introduces a new 'orange pill' called Argaiv to relieve this condition. Women welcome this new product. Keisha Holcombe says, "Jamal's thing was dayam bigger than a motherf__ki...
The parent company of Ky-Jelly has told reporters Saturday that they have a new product they call Ky-Jelly II that will not only be slicker but also help provide firmness. "We're not saying that it will replace the pills but it could in some peopl...
Why are so many older Americans purchasing their penis pointer drugs in Mexico these days? "I pay $2 for a 20mg Levitra down in Tijuana where it costs $36 here so why do you think?", states one couple just returning to the United States." Despi...
A laboratory helper at a Think Tank has stolen the papers there and given another scientist outside a copy of them as the papers were returned. "These are a sure-fire almost magic penis pill directions and those guys in there were just hanging ont...
Forget Levitra, Cialis and Viagra. Try one small $1.00 a pill, "A-Rod for A-Big-Rod!' The suspended Yankee slugger has joined up with a new laboratory in New York City to be their man up front. "If you always wanted to be the big slugger in bed...
You young marrieds listen up as I want to pass along a few things to help your marriage. Now, you may have been at it for a couple of months....don't blush Marsha....but things are starting to cool off a bit and you ain't pregnant either. This her...
The editor of the Oregonian Organ's Editorial Pages for many years has died of cardiac arrest following having sex with a young lady he has apparently been helping through college for some time now. The young lady told police officers that Dwight...
Lady GaGa has told her fans that her late grandfather had made a fortune in selling pills through his special magazines in the 1930's. "The pills were harmless enough. They actually had vitamins and minerals or, at least, some trce amounts." Bu...
People who have migraines and men who use penis-helpers are more likely to suffer a stroke says a new report, after examining over 20 'private' studies. "The migraine can cause blood vessels to shrink making a blood clot more likely to hit the bra...
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