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Doctor Who "I Still Use Men's Toilets"

Funny story: Doctor Who "I Still Use Men's Toilets"

"I just keep forgetting that I don't have a todger any more," said a despondent Doctor, "and, to be frank, I rather miss my old trouser snake." The new Doctor opened up to our Entertainment Editor, Paxton Quigley, in an exclusive interview. "It...

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Dick Pics Are Harmless, Says Former Model

Funny story: Dick Pics Are Harmless, Says Former Model

A writer and former model has said that the new craze of 'Dick pics' that has taken social media by storm, is completely harmless, and that people shouldn't be "so sensitive". Stina Saucers said that she receives "four or five" every day, and that...

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Police Apologise for "Upsetting" Description of Man's Genitals

Funny story: Police Apologise for "Upsetting" Description of Man's Genitals

North Yorkshire Police have apologised for providing "too much detail" in a description of a man who performed a sex act in front of a woman in York. The force had said it was looking for a "fat, naked man" and described his sexual organs explicitly...

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South African Government Minister Confirms What Everyone Thinks of Politicians

Funny story: South African Government Minister Confirms What Everyone Thinks of Politicians

South Africa's security services have been accused of hacking a politician's phone after a private sex tape emerged. South Africans are gleefully sharing the video on WhatsApp and Home Affairs Minister Mr Gigaba apologised on Twitter to his family af...

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Man's Cock Gets Trapped In Zip

Funny story: Man's Cock Gets Trapped In Zip

A man has revealed how a night out with friends ended in agony and a hospital visit, after he carelessly got his cock trapped in his zip. Alan Smith, 28, had been breaking drinking records with his mates in pubs around downtown New York, and, as l...

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Man Spills Coffee on His Penis After Long Night of Drinking

Funny story: Man Spills Coffee on His Penis After Long Night of Drinking

After a long and hard night of drinking at his class reunion, walking back home in the rain, and then proceeding to throw up one of his kidneys, most of his internal organs, his spleen, his pancreas, the 1% of his liver that actually still works, and...

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Where are they now? Keith Chegwin's Penis

Funny story: Where are they now? Keith Chegwin's Penis

Go on, admit it. You know you did, but you don't want anyone to know. You are one of the millions who tuned into the Naked Jungle in June 2000 just to have a butcher's at cheeky chappy Cheggers' little winkle. You weren't disappointed. There he was just like a man-baby, not a hair in sight, so cute, with his little pink chubby body and his tiny baby willy. Heart warming. Keith later said it wa...

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Elderly spoof writer writes testimonials for erectile dysfunction product!

In a news conference held this morning in Louisburg, North Carolina, the maker of the erectile medication medication, Good & Plenty, the company announced that the Reverend T. J. McCorkle of Louisburg was indeed the writer of its on-line ads for...

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Gun association and erectile dysfunction pill maker in joint venture: Penis Bump Shots!

In a surprise announcement this morning, the Gun Club of America GCA and the Pizzle Corporation, the manufacturer of erectile dysfunction medication announced a joint venture in which Pizzle will manufacture and the GCA will market a new product: Th...

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'Big Dick' festival in Japan leaves Japanese women looking at something they will never experience, live!

Funny story: 'Big Dick' festival in Japan leaves Japanese women looking at something they will never experience, live!

The annual 'Big Dick' festival held in Kawasaki, Japan, is proof that Japanese men need to build massive model 'dicks' because they are too ashamed to expose their own miniature versions! Starting with India, and travelling eastwards, Asian men te...

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Prizer Laboratories to introduce 'orange pill' for overly-endowed men

Funny story: Prizer Laboratories to introduce 'orange pill' for overly-endowed men

Men with oversized genitalia no longer have to suffer. Prizer Labs now introduces a new 'orange pill' called Argaiv to relieve this condition. Women welcome this new product. Keisha Holcombe says, "Jamal's thing was dayam bigger than a motherf__ki...

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Penis blackening laser treatments the rage at Berkeley

Funny story: Penis blackening laser treatments the rage at Berkeley

Berkeley, CA - The Gilipollas Clinic, according to BLM activists here, is awash with clients getting penis darkening laser treatments. Ironically the opposite is happening in Thailand As reported here. Here in Berkeley, pale members of BLM are...

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Painful ingrown penis removal videos to trend online predicts doctor pimple popper

Funny story: Painful ingrown penis removal videos to trend online predicts doctor pimple popper

Los Angeles, CA - In an exclusive interview with Dr. Pimple Popper, who called our newsroom's deviant hotline, the next big thing in medical videos will be painful ingrown penis removal videos shot at home. The doctor would not reveal her sources, b...

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Bavarian pupils in shock as statue reveals penis of "Sun worshipper!"

Funny story: Bavarian pupils in shock as statue reveals penis of "Sun worshipper!"

The Bavarian art world believed their bronze statue standing outside a junior school would be appropriate; however, the "Sun Worshipper's" penis is proving to be too much of an attraction for the kids! German kids with open-mouths are standing in...

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President Trump to Receive Emergency Penis Enlargement Therapy

Funny story: President Trump to Receive Emergency Penis Enlargement Therapy

In a last-ditch effort to save his failing Presidency, Donald Trump will undergo emergency penis enlargement therapy next week at Bethesda Naval Hospital. "The President has come to the realization that the common denominator in all of his shortco...

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Dinosaur penis exhibition opens

Funny story: Dinosaur penis exhibition opens

Ever since he was an archaeology student, Tom Lovecock has dreamed of dinosaur penises. Now he has an exciting new exhibition at the British Museum. He explained the idea behind it, "Who hasn't watched Jurassic Park and wondered why the dinosaurs don...

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Comedian Jon Crapola craps out

HERMOSA BEACH, CA -- Two years ago, John Crapola, who claims to be a "stand-up comedian, if not a stand-up guy," bored his tiny audience in a nearly empty "comedy club" in Hermosa Beach, California. When he started talking about his penis, ladies nea...

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Trump Refused by Own Penis

Funny story: Trump Refused by Own Penis

Some thought it would be the stress of becoming the leader of the Free World, handling illegal immigration, badgering from Bernie Sanders or wrangling with the Democrats that would have driven President Donald Trump to take a "nice little rest" in a...

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Breaking news…

Trump's New Chief-Of-Staff Alec Baldwin

Alec Baldwin volunteers to be Trump’s new chief-of-staff.

"You're hired."
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