Prince Harry’s memoirs broke a record in nonfiction book sales, but not everybody’s thrilled with the Duke of Sussex. Especially controversial is a passage in which the prince discusses getting frostbite on his “todger” during an ill-advised trip to…
Robot Surgery is very close to commercial development. Corporations feel Penile Exchange surgery will be where the big Money is. It hasn't been done before because Human hands are not surgically precise enough. Soon men in London, Paris…
Archaeologists have uncovered a really ancient Wall carving in Sayburc, Turkey - as reported by Antiquity Magazine. It is a Limestone carving of a man holding his Penis - while Leopards approach him from both sides. It is in a large recently exca…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - The recently divorced Marjorie Taylor Greene recently sat down and talked with Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Pico de Gallo at The Enchanted Enchilada Restaurant in downtown D.C. She told him that at one time, wh…
Rodney Smyth's Biblical Scene beat out Jim Jones - (with his Mona Lisa penile tattoo) - in the Creative Division. Judges felt Mona Lisa's smile was inappropriate around the foreskin. "It was a hard-fought battle” - Rodney said – “and I went thro…
Humphrey Longhair, the dull looking tall expert on early Hominid History at Mary Magdalene University - (home of the famous exhibit of her clothing, hairbrush and shoes) - said, in his Darwin Birthday lecture. Anthropologically, it's a Long but t…
Historians have researched the life and times of Adolf Hitler, and have some fascinating new revelations. It seems that Hitler liked wearing short pants – sometimes VERY short – in front of Goeballs (or however you spell his name), and he used to…
JEFFERSON CITY, Missouri – (Satire News) – Missouri has been known as “The Show Me State” for 201 years. Back in 1993, a group of Republican state senators said that they wanted the state slogan changed since it was outdated as hell. They argue…
PHILADELPHIA – (Satire News) – Alpha Beta’s Mimosa Sabrosa, has confirmed that the Phiderna Pharmaceuticals amazing ovaries-growing pill, sold under the name brand, Ova-Yeppers, has had fantastic results! Phiderna revealed that the revolutionary p…
PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island – (Satire News) – A well-know pervert, who has been hanging around the downtown area of Providence for years, finally met his match yesterday afternoon. The perv who is the city’s most prolific flasher was standing on Ives…
(NOT EDITED) Cocker Hill, Greater Manchester, UK: Cockfighting prohibited in most civilised nations has risen its ugly head in the UK, but only because a fighting cock got its own back on its 'Pea-Cock Brained' owner! After arranging a Cockfight i…
A case of 'elastic with no elasticity' in a man's underpants meant they became so slack at the legholes that he was able to feel his penis dangling out of the underwear, and gently 'bobbing about' in his trouser leg. The underpants, which were on…
‘The success of this operation will spoil things for criminals for weeks or days, or at least until this afternoon,’ said Commissioner Dick. ‘I am convinced this is a major contribution to the disruption of organised crime and even some disorganised…
Area man, Floyd Woodsmonkey, has told friends that he regrets having a recent penis extension, and has advised others to think hard and long before they embark on a similar venture. "If I could turn back time, I would," said Woodsmonkey to gather…
Ivanka Trump's personal Vagazelizer today tested positive for Covid-19. The President's little temptress was furious to find out that someone servicing her so personally had contracted a disease. Ivanka Trump was not available for comment, but sou...
As a spoof writer, Geoff Todger likes penis jokes. He gets his out at any opportunity, and stuffs it into every story, regardless of whether it is related to penises or not. "I usually love to show off my penis jokes. No matter what I'm writing ab...
WEST CHESTER,PA—Good things come to those who wait and to those who can wait to come. Bad things, unfortunately, are the fate of the one in five men between the ages of eighteen and fifty-nine who suffer from the social scourge of premature ejaculati...
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