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Prizer Laboratories to introduce 'orange pill' for overly-endowed men

Funny story: Prizer Laboratories to introduce 'orange pill' for overly-endowed men

Men with oversized genitalia no longer have to suffer. Prizer Labs now introduces a new 'orange pill' called Argaiv to relieve this condition. Women welcome this new product. Keisha Holcombe says, "Jamal's thing was dayam bigger than a motherf__ki...

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New Ky-Jelly II Will Also Cause Firmness

Funny story: New Ky-Jelly II Will Also Cause Firmness

The parent company of Ky-Jelly has told reporters Saturday that they have a new product they call Ky-Jelly II that will not only be slicker but also help provide firmness. "We're not saying that it will replace the pills but it could in some peopl...

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More Senior Citizens Buying Viagra, Other Drugs in Mexico

Funny story: More Senior Citizens Buying Viagra, Other Drugs in Mexico

Why are so many older Americans purchasing their penis pointer drugs in Mexico these days? "I pay $2 for a 20mg Levitra down in Tijuana where it costs $36 here so why do you think?", states one couple just returning to the United States." Despi...

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New Penis Pills makes wife dream about snakes, good snakes

Funny story: New Penis Pills makes wife dream about snakes, good snakes

A laboratory helper at a Think Tank has stolen the papers there and given another scientist outside a copy of them as the papers were returned. "These are a sure-fire almost magic penis pill directions and those guys in there were just hanging ont...

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A-Rod to Market New Penis Pill

Funny story: A-Rod to Market New Penis Pill

Forget Levitra, Cialis and Viagra. Try one small $1.00 a pill, "A-Rod for A-Big-Rod!' The suspended Yankee slugger has joined up with a new laboratory in New York City to be their man up front. "If you always wanted to be the big slugger in bed...

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Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Tries To Help Newlyweds With Sex Advice, Others!!

Funny story: Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Tries To Help Newlyweds With Sex Advice, Others!!

You young marrieds listen up as I want to pass along a few things to help your marriage. Now, you may have been at it for a couple of months....don't blush Marsha....but things are starting to cool off a bit and you ain't pregnant either. This her...

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73-Year-Old Newspaper Editor Dies After Sex With 22-Year-Old

Funny story: 73-Year-Old Newspaper Editor Dies After Sex With 22-Year-Old

The editor of the Oregonian Organ's Editorial Pages for many years has died of cardiac arrest following having sex with a young lady he has apparently been helping through college for some time now. The young lady told police officers that Dwight...

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How Lady Gaga's Grandfather, Lord GaGa, Made a Fortune

Funny story: How Lady Gaga's Grandfather, Lord GaGa, Made a Fortune

Lady GaGa has told her fans that her late grandfather had made a fortune in selling pills through his special magazines in the 1930's. "The pills were harmless enough. They actually had vitamins and minerals or, at least, some trce amounts." Bu...

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Using Penis Enhancement Products, Migraine Sufferers, Have Greater Stroke Risk

Funny story: Using Penis Enhancement Products, Migraine Sufferers, Have Greater Stroke Risk

People who have migraines and men who use penis-helpers are more likely to suffer a stroke says a new report, after examining over 20 'private' studies. "The migraine can cause blood vessels to shrink making a blood clot more likely to hit the bra...

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