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Funny story: Demand For Sharpies Soar After Trump Uses One to Move a Hurricane--Ticonderoga To Enter Market Also

Demand For Sharpies Soar After Trump Uses One to Move a Hurricane--Ticonderoga To Enter Market Also

Meteorologists, insurance executives, military officials, and first responders around the world are frantically purchasing Sharpies pens by the crate. Apparently, the arms race for Sharpies has been triggered by President Trump, when he used one to...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Purchases A Missile From Kenya

Kim Jong Un Purchases A Missile From Kenya

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un has admitted that he is obsessed with missiles. Ever since he was a little boy he used to play with yellow #2 pencils and pretend that they were SAM (Surface-to-Air) missiles. His mother even took him to a t...

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Funny story: Exciting new Graphene Art developed

Exciting new Graphene Art developed

For the last few years, scientists have been exploring the properties and possible uses of graphene, the new wonder material made of an atom-thick layer of carbon. It promises to herald a revolution in materials and electronics development. Howev...

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Funny story: Action Urged Over Propelling Pencil Safety

Action Urged Over Propelling Pencil Safety

Government and health officials are being urged to take action over safety issues relating to propelling pencils. The call comes after a weekend when a local man "narrowly escaped death" while trying to replace the lead in his Yard-O-Led pencil.

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Funny story: Inventor of the Pink Pencil Eraser Admits Dubious Inspiration

Inventor of the Pink Pencil Eraser Admits Dubious Inspiration

Though there were others in the late 1800's who invented the vulcanized rubber that could erase a lead pencil mark, it was Boris Tadeth, tire design engineer and frequent patron of the Kit Kat Club in New Jersey, who created the round, pink pencil er...

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Funny story: Revealed: Truth Behind North And South Korea Bloodshed

Revealed: Truth Behind North And South Korea Bloodshed

The reason behind the recent bloodshed raging between North and South Korea, has been sensationally revealed by our man in the field Lenny Presbatyn. Lenny told us by crackly video-phone, this afternoon "I have discovered that a high ranking offic...

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