UN HQ, New York - The Middle East Quartet wants its money back and is suing Tony Blair for $50m.
It means his role of Piss Process special envoy is finally hystery after upsetting a lot of indigenous Kurdish Zoroastrians known as Yazidis.
Belfast - Born again IRA bastard Martin McGuinness is in a secret coalition deal to encourage an extraterrestrial lookalike to 'host' Queen Elizabeth when the current incumbent finally pops her clogs.
The solution means the feckless Provo Queen ca...
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