(NOT EDITED) A non-winnable battle has ended with a truce, two slices of Christmas Pudding, and a rowdy, drunken version of, 'Heilige Nacht, Stille Nacht'. The peace treaty was signed by both parties after things turned nasty, and a plethora of nerve…
There was good news from Europe tonight, after it was announced that two countries that have been disputing the 'ownership' of land for 32 years, Armenia and Azerbaijan, have, at last, managed to resolve their differences and put an end to the confli…
Fed up with constantly being regarded as a symbol of peace, a dove named Dave, from New York City, admitted to feeling unfairly pigeonholed. “I’ve got nothing against peace, of course,” said Dave. “But I also experience a whole range of other emot...
Called out on its signature slogan of “conquering all,” much-touted love has been accused of colonialism. Said Darrell Foster of Montana, “Whatever happened to good, old-fashioned self-determination? Love wants to have its hand in everything!”...
Progressively-minded Krista Northrup of Madison, Tennessee, who likes to bring her activist spirit to her attire, slowly came to realize that the revolutionary messages she was sporting on her T-shirts were generally going over the heads of her fello...
Laid-back Joey Cobb of Nashville, Tennessee, prided himself on not sweating the small stuff – and especially enjoyed injecting the additional caveat, “And it’s all small stuff.” Not so, Joey later came to learn. Unbeknownst to Joey, his wife, Liz,...
National Security Advisor John Bolton has had his way over North Korea’s objections to the current “Maximum Thunder” joint exercises with South Korea. Mr. Bolton insists that scheduling the current exercises despite the North-South Koreas’ recent...
Wrapped in a shawl in disguise as a halmoni (Korean grandmother), Mr. Bolton has recently completed a tour of the Punggyerae test site. White House Chief of Staff General Kelly has confirmed Mr. Bolton was parachuted in the dead of night with dead...
Breaking: Following the recent triumphant meeting of Moon Jae-in and Kim Jong Un, leaders of South and North Korea, Mr. Trump has flown to Mr. Kim’s yacht in the East Sea for further negotiations. Mr. Trump is aboard Mr. Kim’s yacht, The Kim Il-Su...
On reflection, he was more than happy that he had lived to experience such an event, however unreal it may have appeared at the time. He could see it all clearly now. Gazing up at the stars that seemed suddenly close and friendly he could not help but replay the scene over and over in his mind. To a stunned and packed Senate gathering President Barack Obama got slowly to his feet to announce th...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Thousands of protestors in California gathered for public awareness on the threat of coal. "Imminent and complete extinction of all life on the planet" could occur before the next election if drastic measures are not taken, or som...
The secret weapon behind the new Great Britain-North Korea trade act is none other than former Olympic high jump specialist Dick Fosbury. Talks had been stalling between the two countries for months and an agreement then seemed to arrive out of th...
VATICAN CITY - Two white doves that were released by children standing alongside Pope Francis as a peace gesture have been attacked by a large raven. The doves were pounced on right after they were set free from an open window of the Apostolic Pal...
'After paying tribute to Nelson Mandela, Pope Francis says it's time to, "crank up the bass and blow up a stereo."' A Vatican spokesperson. 'After Mandela's passing, I felt compelled to celebrate his life. So I instantly thought about subwoofe...
A strange change have come about maybe because of all the politics, all the suing, a black President, maybe even a right-wing Radio Talk Show Host. The mystery has been handed over to MENSA to see if even they can understand it, because it seems t...
Unitarian/Universalist minister Hugh Betcha of Dixwell Notch, NH has put forth a plan to reduce the bloodshed and suffering that occurs when cultures collide. "The common people of the world mostly want to get along with their neighbors and raise their families in peace," the cheery and optimistic minister says. "The problems arise when religious leaders, mostly cranky old men desperate to h...
I, Bartholomew Utterswaithe declare that in the event of my ruling the world, I would carry out the following 50 actions with haste, rapidity, and determination, for the betterment of mankind: 1) I would liquidate money from existence - every thing would be free. 2) I would ban impecuniousness, by ridding the world of those pathetic mongrels who suffer this fate, and feed the bodies (baked...
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