Albert Fittle dragged his arthritic body from under the duvet and made his way to the bathroom.
This epic journey happened at least three times a night. He had the idea of attaching a bicycle
Inner tube to his member and siphoning off into a bucket beside the bed, he changed his mind after realising the tube might get twisted during his unsettled sleep and end up with an explosion and a sho...
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