Donald Trump has (had) three passports in three different names? Holy flight risk, Batman! As I said in a previous article, Trump is a Gemini, so having multiple personalities is normal for his zodiac. Why are the FBI making such a big deal over…
Whitehall officials yesterday confirmed that all British passport holders currently in possession of the Burgundy European Union document will be issued with a new passport, in fifty shades of blue, once the UK has cast off the shackles of evil, sadi...
Surgeons called yesterday for a national register of underpants, with mandatory reporting of cases of rupture or slackness. This would help to identify really faulty underwear that might pose health risks to resident occupants, as well as other bus p...
England batsman and occasional off spinner Kevin Pietersen is to undergo a major operation at the end of the World Cup, which is currently taking place in India and Sri Lanka. Originally Pietersen was scheduled to have a hernia operation, but the...
Tiring of President Barack Obama's denials of being born in Kenya, the Republic of Kenya today issued a statement that it has officially revoked the passport and visa of "former" citizen, Barack Hussein Obama. With this statement, which is accom...
Irishman Cillian Murphy known to his friends as Silly wants to know how British Passports were used in the murder in Dubai last month of a top Hamas member. Al Mahmud a founder of Hamas was found dead in his hotel room on January 20th this year. L...
It was reported last night that a man was in critical danger when he was found hanging off the white cliffs of Dover. The man in his 50's and allegedly from North London, is said to have been literally pushed out of his town by the sheer size of...
A Channel Islands-based organisation, the Jersey International Honourable Association of Daleks (JIHAD) has reacted strongly to a request from the National passport Office that member Daleks remove their lids prior to having their photographs taken f...
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