BEVERLY HILLS - (Satire News) - The celebrity socialite known as Paris Ramona Hilton, has just informed Bedroom Pillow Talk that she has just agreed to become the new Marvel franchise character the "Black Widow. Paris, who was named after Paris, T…
Ivanka Trump is making no apologies for a sex video that has recently gone viral on the internet. "Hey", she protested, "my hubby and I are entitled to a romantic getaway just like any other couple, and daddy happens to have a large number of hote...
Los Angeles, CA After her TV show was put on hold following her harrowing robbery in Paris where she was tied up and robbed, Kim Kardashian began a new crusade. "This incident really put the 'bare ass' in embarrassment" ranted Kim. "How could anyo...
According to her agent, Paris Hillton may sue Faux News for referring to her erogenous zones as "no-man's lands." The comments, she whines, are "mean-spirited" and "insulting." She added, "My image has been prejudiced, and my honor has been sul...
Los Angeles - There are reports this weekend of an out-of-control Tiger Woods lookalike prowling outside Paris Hilton's Bel Air boudouir. The sexy beast was seen howling at the moon above the blonde socialite's pad as security guards prepared to d...
Hollywood, California The Trivia Contest starring Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Taylor Swift, started off with Paris Hilton asked to name five states to which she answered, "Confusion, California, France, Shock, and California.
Paris "The Heiress" Hilton, in her typical understated fashion, called a press conference this morning to announce her upcoming marriage to Norman "Psycho" Bates. "We have so much in common," she gushed, "what with my family's ties to the hotel bi...
BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton has always stated that she has a reputation for being a ditzy blonde but she says nothing could be farther from the truth. She recently told Gary Busey host of The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show that she is really a whole lo...
BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton was sitting in The Haven of Hair Saloon on Rodeo Drive when talk got around to politics. Hilton told her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that she really didn't know a whole lot about politics except for the fact that the Repu...
Paris Hilton: Every time I put on one of my string bikinis and walk out on the beach, I draw a pretty good crowd so I think that the string theory is magnetic in nature. Stephen Hawking: Over the past few decades, a single explanatory framework, now called the "string theory", has emerged that may turn out to be the ultimate theory of the universe. Many physicists believe that, at the beginnin...
BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton is a perfect example of a Hollywood celebrity who has it all because of her mommy and daddy. Hilton is known as one of Tinsel Town's biggest celebutante's since she really has no talent such as singing, acting, dancing...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just announced that the producers of the hit show Duck Dynasty have invited President Obama to guest star on the A&E show. Colfax informed the White House reporters that the preside...
BEVERLY HILLS - When it comes to weight Nicole Richie makes LeAnn Rimes and Christina Aguilera, who are both skinny, look like Carnie Wilson. Richie, who is considered a Hollywood celebutante along the lines of Paris Hilton, recently told Barbara...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - The so called Tinsel Town Bad Girl, Lindsay Lohan has just stated that she has received an invitation to attend a White House dinner in honor of President Obama supporter and civilian adviser George Clooney. Lohan said that she wa...
BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton, the Tinsel Town celebutante who is famous for doing nothing has just stated that she has lost $200,000 in a business deal that she was told was the greatest thing since sliced bread. Hilton speaking with Savannah Kett...
BEVERLY HILLS - Paris Hilton, Charlie Sheen, and Gary Busey all have one thing in common; a nickname. The trio of Tinsel Town celebrities share the same moniker Space Cadet. Busey was the original, and then Hilton picked it up, and later Sheen...
NEW YORK CITY - An inside source has stated that Lady Gaga has reached the point where she is desperate for publicity just like that Left Coaster Paris Hilton. Lady Gaga has confided to a close friend that she feels that the record buying public i...
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