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Funny story: Scientists find a parasite in the White House

Scientists find a parasite in the White House

Washington, DC. - New epidemiological studies have found a never-before seen microbe replacing the "Leader of the Free World", President Donald Trump, with some conspiracy paranoia and total ineptitude facing the global pandemic that is taking lives.

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Funny story: Research suggests parasite may be responsible for religious belief

Research suggests parasite may be responsible for religious belief

CALIFORNIA - In 2012, the Czech evolutionary biologist Jaroslav Flegr made headlines for his claim that the parasite Toxoplasma gondii was influencing the way we think and behave. Since the publication, researchers of the Stanley Medical Research...

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Funny story: Councillor Resigns Over "Parasites" Tweet

Councillor Resigns Over "Parasites" Tweet

A late night tweet by Dr. Bernard-Fortesque-SmallPeace of the Council for the Rehabilitation of Bloodsucking Creatures, labelling tapeworms as good for nothing parasites has upset the Society for for symbiotic organism equality. Dr. Fortescue-S...

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Funny story: Vicious parasites infest Belgian war fields soil used in new British Remembrance Garden

Vicious parasites infest Belgian war fields soil used in new British Remembrance Garden

London - The Queen nearly had a fatal seizure today when a colony of mutant Belgian parasitic Arion vulgaris slugs leaped out at her 'from inside the sods' as she opened a Remembrance garden created with soil from Belgian First World War battlefield...

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Funny story: EX-Cabinet Minister Sectioned For Asking Questions About Bank Of England!

EX-Cabinet Minister Sectioned For Asking Questions About Bank Of England!

Ex Government Austerity Minister Sir Peregrine Partridge-Greenwelly has been sectioned under the Mental Health Act of 1983. Sir PG will undergo re-training at a psychiatric hospital in West London following a speech he made in Parliament on Thursday...

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Funny story: Debt Collectors Forced to Make Calls on Themselves

Debt Collectors Forced to Make Calls on Themselves

When you talk about the economy being bad, you usually think this is great news for debt collectors. More people defaulting on their loans means more phone calls, and more phone calls means more bonus money in the pocket. Unfortunately, not all de...

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Funny story: Occupy NY is over and the local rodents are desperately unhappy (or happy)!

Occupy NY is over and the local rodents are desperately unhappy (or happy)!

NY, today: The Occupy NY movement is over as police and security guards cleared the rabble away because it was an eye-sore for the public and they didn't achieve anything anyway. Bankers, brokers and the mega-rich are happy to see those protesting...

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Funny story: Toxic oak processionary moth wreaks havoc with Middleton coat of arms

Toxic oak processionary moth wreaks havoc with Middleton coat of arms

Bucklebury, Berks - Recently hatched Thaumetopoea Processionea larvae are rampaging through acorns sprigs adorning the newly forged Middleton family coat of arms. Their toxic setae - or heirs (sick) - are taking just seconds to construct communal...

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