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Funny story: Paranoid Man Now Unable To Watch Rugby Matches

Paranoid Man Now Unable To Watch Rugby Matches

A man who has suffered from paranoia for more than 50 years, has told friends how his condition has deteriorated recently so that he cannot bear to watch rugby, either live, or on the television. Gerald Fitzpatrick, 63, from East London, has been...

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Funny story: Man Oozes Confidence After Putting Cardboard Box On Head

Man Oozes Confidence After Putting Cardboard Box On Head

A man who, for as long as he can remember, has been shy when in the company of people he doesn't know, has suddenly unearthed a rich seam of confidence, by walking around with a cardboard box on his head. The man, Eric Stibbles, from Maidstone in...

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Funny story: Paranoid Cop Falsely Accuses Booger Slinger

Paranoid Cop Falsely Accuses Booger Slinger

As police across the fruited plain are being squirted with water pistols and “deloused” with buckets of water, many members of the so-called “thin blue line” have become paranoid. A Marion County, Indiana, officer, Dee Jay, who asked to remain ano...

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Funny story: Man Feels That People Are Talking Behind His Back

Man Feels That People Are Talking Behind His Back

A man who has attracted the attention of other people in connection with things he is doing, and the extent to which he is doing them, has become 'concerned' that they are all talking behind his back, like pussies. The man, who spoke to a colleagu...

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Funny story: So who in the Qatari royal family is a nervous pooper? Real estate blog demands answers

So who in the Qatari royal family is a nervous pooper? Real estate blog demands answers

New York - A website specialising in grotty teardowns is spilling some dodgy Middle Eastern royals' digestive secrets based on recently published property refurbishment plans. MyBigFatQatari Gazumper.con has published details of a lavish $320m man...

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Funny story: Psychiatrists: Obama may be paranoid

Psychiatrists: Obama may be paranoid

WASHINGTON, D. C. -- Psychiatrists privately suggest that President Barack Obama may be developing paranoia. "He seems to believe that everyone is out to get him," Dr. Hy Mann said, off the record. Another shrink. Dr. Si Ko, agreed with his co...

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