A Panpipe CD of the hits of Metallica is currently sitting pretty at number 3 in the charts.
This shows a nadir in the health of the country's record buying habits, for this is normally the type of music that people complain about in Supermarkets.
Are you getting fed up with those Mexican and Native American guys in your town centre that play bland versions of songs that were bad enough in their original form but are even worse on the pan pipes? Well help is at hand thanks to new draft legisla...
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