1. Don't get bogged down with facts or jokes. These will only slow down the pace of your piece. Just re-word a BBC news article.
Hereward Legge-Bhandy's quartet (Lucinda Legge-Bhandy/Merkin, Rancible) forced the early pace at the Area Finals at the Pillager Hotel, Westward Ho! and Ivor Merkin came up with a fine 'barrage' of 'three over fives' to help Legge-Bhandy's cause.
General Peter Pace, the Joint Chiefs Chief, has labeled homosexuality as immoral.
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