Mike Hydrogen and Kate Oxygen, known throughout the world as the important duo Water, have admitted that they are really only sticking together for the kids. Hydrogren said: 'I always felt I was doing all of the work. There I was, putting in twice...
At least seven hundred spectators at this year's annual spring London Marathon had to be given oxygen today with some of them then being taken to hospital after passing out while watching the runners as they took part in the gruelling event. The p...
Special to INS - Premier Wen Jiabao of China, in a nationally televised address, called on his countrymen to consume less oxygen: "We are facing a critical point in the Peoples' Revolution," said Jiabao. "For us to continue on the shining path toward...
Oxygen is more harmful than crack cocaine when used from an early age, according to a study in the Glancet. The report was authored by Professor Arthur Tuttykins, a former drugs adviser to the government who was sacked in 2007 for reporting findin...
PAYSON, AZ - Dr. Harold B. Phallistra of the Payson Institute For Advanced Studies (PIFAS), claimed today in a small press conference held in the lobby of the Institute, that a recent spate of tree deaths in the area has led to an oxygen shortage in...
Brianair, the cheap airline, is considering further cost-cutting measures to keep their business running quite literally on a shoestring budget. One of the measures being considered is to give passengers an oxygen tank each and to charge them for...
Following X Files star David Duchovny's admittance to a clinic for Sex Addicts, his former X Files Co-Star Gillian Anderson admitted in a frank interview, that unless she has a regular fix of oxygen, she will die. The Bleak House star admitted the...
"Hi diddley dee, an actor's life for me." So sings Honest John in Disney's Pinocchio, followed by a long list of reasons why being an actor is great. The sad reality for anyone brave (or stupid) enough to actually choose the actor's life for them,…
On Monday, the United States Supreme Court ordered the Crusty Crab restaurant, and specifically, the sole proprietor thereof, one Eugene Crabs, to provide equal access to land based, oxygen breathing patrons.
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