Baltimore, MD - He was so different. He was black but Canadian. He was black and specialized in Hockey commentary and play by play, sometimes assuming a fake French accent when he did the latter at a velocity quicker than even the most amped up Per...
Media sources have revealed that the fact that Amy Winehouse had drug and alcohol problems ceased to be amusing the very minute she died.
Before that, obviously, the fact that she was merely clearly going to die young, was absolutely fucking hilar...
London - Her favorite bar stool is draped in back silk tonight with the legend 'Amy Winehouse 1983-2011' in gilt (sic) letters confirming the tragedy.
At her favorite NW1 watering hole this evening the atmosphere is grim as news of her death rocks...
Prescription-drug dealers throughout Queens County, NY are in shock over the death of a local roast-based comedian, after the funnyman died from a drug overdose.
The comedian died today --sources report he was in his mid-forties-- just a few da...
Los Angeles hospitals and emergency rooms were taxed to the limit when every actor in Hollywood overdosed on prescription medication at the same time.
Mickey Mouse, the beloved Disney character who charmed millions of young hearts has died, the victim of an apparent D-Con overdose.
Coroners have determined that the cause of death in the Anna Nicole Smith case was an accidental overdose of drugs. It appears, according to a statement released today, that Ms. Smith accidentally took the following in an attempt to treat an alleged...
Grammy winner Mary J Blige, last person to see Snoop Dogg upright and talking told police, "All we were doing was a little smoke you know, I passed the bottle to Snoop then I went NO Snoop NOOO don't drink the whole BOTTLE but he di...
Dr Moira Spinx, a not-at-all respected quack and practitioner of homeopathic remedies, has died after taking an overdose of Belladonna, also known as Deadly Nightshade.
Beloved British olympic boxer Audley Harrison has been hospitalised today. Harrison was found in his hotel room early today, reportedly having taken of an overdose of popular energy drink Lucozade sport.
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