Act one: Scene one: The shop.
DESDAMOANING: "Tis ort but a simple tested of thine eyes, for better looked you at thy newspaper"
OTHERLO: "Verily, thou doth nag thy cranium noon till the moon hath risen and fallen beyond the trees!".
DESDAMOANING: "Rankor me not, for my fist will be upon thy nostrils and mine own boot will meeteth thy bolox".
OTHERLO: "On bike shall thee ride a...
(OUR PARDONS TO SHAKESPEARE)
IAGO- Advisor to Othello - played by Hillary Clinton
CASSIO- Lieutenant to Othello, husband of Iago - played by Bill Clinton
OTHELLO- A noble Moor leader - played by President Barack Obama
DESDEMONA- Wife to Othello - played by Michelle Obama
SERVANT- played by Joe Biden
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