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Funny story: 72 Virgins Bail On al-Baghdadi: Don’t Do Pencil Necks Or Headless Stiffs

72 Virgins Bail On al-Baghdadi: Don’t Do Pencil Necks Or Headless Stiffs

BILLINGSGATE POST: Apparently, no one wants to service a wimp. United 72 Virgins For Martyrs Union, issued the following statement upon hearing that ISIS leader al-Baghdadi died like a dog this weekend: Bylaw No 46.1: We don’t do whimpering mar...

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Funny story: Clairvoyant Cockroach Predicts End Of Mayan Civilization

Clairvoyant Cockroach Predicts End Of Mayan Civilization

BILLINGSGATE POST: If you live long enough, the odds are that you should be right about something at least once. If the World should end tomorrow, somehow, at least one cockroach would survive. These two statements can run parallel to each other...

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Funny story: USA Hijacked By NRA

USA Hijacked By NRA

The United States' been hijacked by the National Rifle Association. Not as dramatic as the Orson Welles radio broadcast, War of the Worlds, but it's pretty much a done deal. The NRA managed the hijack by making campaign contributions to Republican me...

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Funny story: Matt Le Blanc new Top Gear presenter promises a stiffer

Matt Le Blanc new Top Gear presenter promises a stiffer

Jaggedone's special news "Flash" for the ladies! BBC HQ London! 04.02.2016 Matt Le Blanc will be taking over macho males fav TV programme, Top Gear! Matt has promised to wow his female followers by sitting naked in an open top E Type Jaguar!! The programme will be renamed "Women's Own Top Gear" and gaga females all over the planet have offered to stroke his gear stick as much as he desires!...

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Funny story: An Interview With Osama bin Laden (Yes, we know that he is already dead...)

An Interview With Osama bin Laden (Yes, we know that he is already dead...)

An Interview With Osama bin Laden (Yes, we know that he is already dead.....) ...but we aren't going to let that stop us.... The Spoof has gained the unique opportunity to interview the infamous terrorist Osama bin Laden, the instigator of the 911 attacks on the U.S. Reaching him at his present location in Purgatory, we were able to have the following conversation with him - Rfreed - Good...

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Funny story: Bin Laden, Hillary Clinton Connection Suspected In Emails

Bin Laden, Hillary Clinton Connection Suspected In Emails

Republican politicians claim Hillary Clinton had a love connection with Osama Bin Laden and define her as a serial traitor. High five! They insist this information can be verified in the 31,000 emails exchanged while she was Secretary of State and why she is holding fast to that server. Reliable sources revealed Hillary was in the process of divorcing Bill to marry Osama Bin Laden, (or...

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Funny story: Search for Plane - Nuclear Sub Finds Julia Gillard's Missing Handbag

Search for Plane - Nuclear Sub Finds Julia Gillard's Missing Handbag

A promising possible "Black Box" found by a search submarine looking for the missing Boeing 777 was opened yesterday and found to contain an ATM Card, Cell Phone, Purse, Crumpled Tissues, Hand Cream, Hair Brush, Keys, Lip Balm, Nail File, Makeup case...

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Funny story: Obama-Approved Type Torture of Prisoners Producing Better Results

Obama-Approved Type Torture of Prisoners Producing Better Results

Long, long, long playing records of Leon Redbone and Yanni Week has brought more results from the prisoners at Guantánamo than all the water boarding combined, say guards at the prisoner facilities. "In Yoko Ono Week alone we found the headquarte...

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Funny story: 'Osama Bin Laden 2.'

'Osama Bin Laden 2.'

A new more dangerous terrorists has emerged and he looks just like the old one. Claim CIA. 'It really is astonishing the resemblance...and him having the same name is an amazing coincidence.' said a CIA official. 'We really need to assure the...

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Funny story: New York miraculously not destroyed following arraignment of bin Laden's son-in-law in civilian court

New York miraculously not destroyed following arraignment of bin Laden's son-in-law in civilian court

NEW YORK, NY--A thankful relief hangs over the city today, after the revelation that Sulaiman Abu Ghaith, al-Qaeda spokesperson and son-in-law of Osama bin Laden, was arraigned in civilian court yesterday, amazingly without a single loss of life...

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Funny story: Obama Surrenders To Al-Qaeda: Agrees To Create New Islamic Caliphate In White House

Obama Surrenders To Al-Qaeda: Agrees To Create New Islamic Caliphate In White House

BILLINGSGATE POST - It is rumored in Washington that President Obama is running scared. Stepping back from his earlier assertion that he ordered the assassination of Osama bin Laden, he told George Stephanopoulis that he would work with Al-Qaeda to...

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Funny story: Romney Dumps VP "Big Whopper Ryan" for Really Good Actor -- Chuck Norris

Romney Dumps VP "Big Whopper Ryan" for Really Good Actor -- Chuck Norris

On the heels of Chuck Norris' critically acclaimed Romney campaign ad warning of "1,000 years of darkness" should Obama win reelection, Mitt Romney held a press conference just minutes ago to announce he was replacing VP pick Paul Ryan with the chari...

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Funny story: Bin Laden spotted in America

Bin Laden spotted in America

Richmond, Virginia, USA. A local shoe repairman has definitively declared that otherwise dead terrorist supremo, Osama bin Laden, is indeed NOT deceased. Harrison Bullwinkel Douglas III says, without a shadow of a doubt, that bin Laden is alive and w...

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Funny story: Not Tickle Me Elmo, but Tickle Me Bin Laden

Not Tickle Me Elmo, but Tickle Me Bin Laden

Washington, USA. A Navy SEAL involved in the top secret operation to assassinate Osama Bin Laden has revealed that the Al Quaeda leader was not shot as popularly believed but in fact tickled to death. Jake Greibless IV was recruited by the SEALs beca...

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Funny story: Top 10 Differences Between Barack Obama And Mitt Romney

Top 10 Differences Between Barack Obama And Mitt Romney

BILLINGSGATE POST - Dr. Billingsgate's painstaking comparative review of the bio's of Barack Obama and Mitt Romney: 1. Vital Statistics: Willard Mitt Romney was born March 12, 1947 in Detroit, Michigan with a silver spoon in his mouth. Barack Obama was born August 4, 1961 in Honolulu, Kenya with a bone protruding from his lower lip. 2. Nicknames: Willard "The Rat" Romney and Barack "B...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Exchanged Nude "Full Frontals" With Bin Laden: Helped Set Up Raid

Lindsay Lohan Exchanged Nude "Full Frontals" With Bin Laden: Helped Set Up Raid

BILLINGSGATE POST - Robert Gates, the former defense secretary, reportedly blasted the national security team in the Obama White House for blabbing about Lindsay Lohan's role in the raid to kill Osama bin Laden. In an interview with Barbara Walter...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden sends a tape to Arab News Corp claiming he is not dead

Osama Bin Laden sends a tape to Arab News Corp claiming he is not dead

Amazingly, Osama Bin Laden has sent a VHS tape to Arab News Corp TV claiming that he is not dead and holding up a newspaper from May. "In this remarkable recording, he talks about how the Americans got it wrong," said Arab News Corp head of progra...

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