Ronnie Barker is 'Open All Hours' as per usual, but is now REALLY 'Open All Hours' 24/7.
"Me an' Granville - me little Hungarian nephew - are g-g-g-oing to be o-o-pen twenty four s-s-s-s-. Oh bugger it. We'll be open all d-d-d-ay and night.
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