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Ronnie Barker is 'Open all hours' in order to attract customers now boycotting Iceland

Ronnie Barker is 'Open All Hours' as per usual, but is now REALLY 'Open All Hours' 24/7. "Me an' Granville - me little Hungarian nephew - are g-g-g-oing to be o-o-pen twenty four s-s-s-s-. Oh bugger it. We'll be open all d-d-d-ay and night. "I...