Amersterdamit - A group of highly-organized stoners known as The High As Fuck Games are reportedly close to obtaining approval to host what would be the very first, bi-annual event, similar to the Olympics... But where the competitors will all be…
The tradition of releasing pigeons at the opening of the Olympic games has changed. The reforms continue in an unexpected way. It seems likely that organizers of the 2024 Paris Olympics will release powered drones instead of birds. "Nobody want…
President Macron announced that his favorite sport will be in the 2024 Games! And that he 'bent over backwards' to get it included at the last minute. Macron and a small army of Caribbean hotel performers marched with signs all the way from Paris…
Taiwan to hold the upcoming summer Olympics – but China is not invited. If any Chinese athletes even step on Taiwan soil, they will be arrested and deported, so they won’t even have a chance to compete. China hasn’t stated whether or not this will…
The Taliban are giving serious thought about entering the next Olympics! Afghanistan hasn’t been in any Olympics since they outlawed jihad as a sport, so this will be an exciting time for the well-governed nation. Strangely, most of the competitor…
Waterboarding. Do you have what it takes to torture a person but not call it torture by the Geneva Convention and not kill anyone and leave no signs of trauma except mental? Then you too can be a big winner! Snake Handling and Acid Drinking: hicks…
Mass shooting is set to become the latest international sporting event! America is the strong favourite to win, of course, but the Russians, Israelis, (well, everyone in a Middle Eastern country), and a cocaine cartel from Mexico are also strong c…
The IOC had suggested a new sport to be allowed in the Olympics in the near future. Since America got rid of that pesky abortion law, other countries had rallied in support of those Americans who want abortion to come back. They have promised to a…
I’ve asked this question before. My answer is no. Cockfighting. Is that news? Well, if it’s illegal, then sure. We could make drive-by shooting an Olympic sport and people would tune in. That’s called spectacle, like seeing a car crash, doesn’t m…
The UK government have ordered that no "furries" will be allowed to compete in the Olympic team, or in any athletic events at national level. The move follows a controversial event where Eck Wine, 52, came fifth in the Chaffinch St Cock marathon whil…
This wasn’t President Biden’s idea, but his dog Major’s. It seems Major was Googling on his computer and discovered that there was a Dog Olympics. But of course, it wasn’t like the sissy Westminster Kennel Show held at Madison Square Gardens every ye…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since Joe Cocolochek won the shot put gold medal in the 1936 Summer Olympics in Berlin, Germany, has anyone from Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, won an Olympic medal. Although overshadowed by Jesse Owens, who won gold medals in t…
Chutney on the Fritz's most famous inhabitant Brian Asshat has been complaining about the efforts of Athletes, as he always does. The mildly obese thrower of shoes gets slightly breathless in his garden but still likes to believe that he could hav…
England continue to achieve great success as a bunch of 'Wankers' after successfully leaving the EU as renowned 'Tossers!' They now have won a gold medal at the alternative Olympics held in 'Willy Wanker Land' better known as Vatican City! Several…
Presented by Geoff Ball and Geoff Racket. Geoff: You join us as we watch the seemingly endless parade of nations. And next up it's Botswana. Geoff: That's right, Geoff. Botswana is a country in southern Africa with a population of just over 2 m…
Tomorrow the Tokyo Olympics begin, but it's not all robot toilets and overt nationalism. The competition will be run under strict coronavirus restrictions, with no crowds and major changes to the participating sports. All athletes must social dist…
TOKYO – (Sports Satire) – In an exhibition game that was played before 2,000 cardboard cut-out fans, Kim Jong-un’s North Korean team soundly defeated Russian President Vlady Putin’s Russian team 117-61. The little guys from North Korean, who are t…
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