The Secret Service sounds the alarms this morning as President Joe Biden went missing and his whereabouts could not be determined. The agent that last saw him was with the president in the Oval Office. "He shuffled across the room to the washroom.
(NOT EDITED) John Joe Johnson, resident of a miserable town in Lincolnshire, UK, called Boston, is the perfect example of the actual town itself, bloody miserable! JJJ, is a renowned miserable bastard who ambles around the town moaning at everythi…
(The Unassociated Press) - The interested T.V. audience for the College Football Playoff ®™ dropped significantly from last season, due to a systemic failure by executives to recognize good entertainment value. Data analysis suggests that the win...
Southwick, England Prince Harry was knocked out by a 91-year old D-Day veteran yesterday, because Harry neglected to wear a tie. "Sure, I knocked the bloody bugger out. He needs to learn to respect his elders and how to dress right when he attends...
LOS ANGELES - Noted West Coast attorney Ginger Allred told Bedroom Pillow Talk that 75-year-old Jack Nicholson looks silly as hell flirting with young Hollywood starlets. Allred said that the Easy Rider actor seems to forget that he's close to 80...
We've not seen any perillous edge-of-your-seat bus related rhubarbery since Keanu Reeves' blockbuster film 'Speed'. That's unless you believe seventy-three year old Leicester man Maurice Cataract's story. Following the collapse of a driver on t...
I don't watch internet pornography because visiting those sites leaves traces on your computer, and you never know when your sister is going to go through your search history-AND-there's always the chance that, after you're dead, your heirs might sell your computer to a church, and while the congregants are using it for a power-point presentation on Christmas Eve, might hit the wrong button, see w...
Terry Spasm, a 102 year old man from the Little Divot area, has failed in his attempt to become World Snooker Champion after losing in the final of snooker's most prestigious event. Wrinkly bodied Mr. Spasm made his audacious attempt despite havin...
Scientists are studying a man called Prahlad Jani, in a hospital in Ahmedabad, Gurjarat, in India, because he claims he has not eaten anything in 70 years. For the last six days he has been observed by scientists this skinny old man of 82, has had...
Singer Mariah Carey got herself in a sticky situation when she accidentally glued her face to the leg of an 85 year old man.
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