Eight Pills a Day (To Beatles' Eight Days a Week) Ooh I need a doctor, Don't you know it's true. Cause I have bursitis, Dementia and the flu. Aspirin, Ben Gay, pain pills, oi vey, Got to take my meds babe, Eight pills a day. Got a heart condition, Liver's shot to hell. And the water weight gain, Is making my feet swell. Aspirin, Ben Gay, pain pills, oi vey, Ain't got nothin' b...
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