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Funny story: Rep. Jim Jordan Insists That The 93 Former Ohio State Wrestlers Are All Lying

Rep. Jim Jordan Insists That The 93 Former Ohio State Wrestlers Are All Lying

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Daily Drama reporter Cinderella St. Lamb has revealed that 93 ex-Ohio State University wrestlers are alleging that Jim “The Vibrating Tongue” Jordan secretly drew charcoal drawings of their male members (cocks).

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Funny story: Seven Cities Have Cancelled The Matt Gaetz-Marjorie Taylor Greene "America First" Rallies

Seven Cities Have Cancelled The Matt Gaetz-Marjorie Taylor Greene "America First" Rallies

CLEVELAND – (Satire News) – Cleveland’s Channel 2 Eye-Spectator News has just revealed that the state of Ohio will be cancelling the planned America First rallies that were to be held by alleged lovers Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene. The st…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump’s Says Her Daddy's First Post-Election Defeat Rally Tickets Are Priced at $425 or Two for $849

Ivanka Trump’s Says Her Daddy's First Post-Election Defeat Rally Tickets Are Priced at $425 or Two for $849

ELEPHANT BUTT, Ohio – (Satire News) – Ivanka Trump, who has been named to head her daddy’s post-election defeat political rallies, told Anderson Cooper that she visited Elephant Butt, Ohio, where they hope to raise lots and lots of money, to help pay…

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Funny story: NBC Announces That The Dallas Cowboys–Pittsburgh Steelers Hall of Fame Game Has Been Cancelled

NBC Announces That The Dallas Cowboys–Pittsburgh Steelers Hall of Fame Game Has Been Cancelled

NEW YORK CITY – NBC hates to inform the sports viewing public that the pre-season game between the Cowboys and the Steelers, which was to have taken place in Canton, Ohio, has been cancelled. It appears that more than 83% of all food vendors; incl…

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Funny story: Filming on new fall series "The Walking Braindead" begins

Filming on new fall series "The Walking Braindead" begins

(Columbus, OH) In spite of the entire film industry being shut down from California to New York due to the worldwide Coronavirus health crisis, filming began in Ohio for a new fall series tentatively named The Walking Braindead. The series will follo...

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Funny story: Judges: Ohio illegal, at least on paper

Judges: Ohio illegal, at least on paper

A panel of three federal judges weighed in on a, uh, weighty matter, when they ruled, unanimously, that a map of Ohio is “unconstitutional.” Writing for the majority, B. Czaro, who asked to remain anonymous, wrote, “We are convinced that this diag...

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Funny story: Cleveland Sports Fans Discombobulated by Cav's Championship

Cleveland Sports Fans Discombobulated by Cav's Championship

After the fifty plus year championship drought was brought to an end by hometown basketball product, LeBron James, with an NBA title, the city of Cleveland has been brought to a standstill by disoriented and confused sports fans. "What happene...

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Funny story: Midwestern research hub finds surprising energy breakthrough through lightbulbs

Midwestern research hub finds surprising energy breakthrough through lightbulbs

The University of Dayton Research Institute in Dayton, Ohio made an announcement Oct. 19 on a groundbreaking discovery in the realm of general lighting. UDRI president John E. Leland announced the findings of the decades-long research project to nati...

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Funny story: Politically correct nativity scenes sweep Christian nations

Politically correct nativity scenes sweep Christian nations

As Christmas approaches, many will be decorating their homes with more than just trees and lights. For Christians, a common tradition is to put a nativity scene somewhere on display. A nativity scene uses figurines and a stable to depict the story of...

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Funny story: Steubenville Prepares To Purge; Pull Up Drawbridges, Set Force Fields

Steubenville Prepares To Purge; Pull Up Drawbridges, Set Force Fields

SORRY 911 IS OUT OF SERVICE AGAIN, STEUBENVILLE, OHIO -- City council is discussing plans to initiate a monthly purge in which citywide crime of all sorts would be legal from 11 p.m. to 7 a.m. the last day of each month. "Probably wouldn't notice...

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Funny story: An Amish Internet Site Reports It Receives About 17 Hits A Week

An Amish Internet Site Reports It Receives About 17 Hits A Week

LANCASTER, Pennsylvania - There is an Amish Internet site that is run secretly by an Amish man in his early 20s. The young man obviously did not want his named revealed as this could cause him to be banished from the Amish community and branded a...

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Funny story: Ohio State University Could Be Relocating To Denver and Become Ohio State University At Denver

Ohio State University Could Be Relocating To Denver and Become Ohio State University At Denver

COLUMBUS, Ohio - Word filtering out of the dean's office at Ohio State University is that the school could be relocating to Denver, Colorado. An inside source stated that the college board of regents is considering the move due to the fact that th...

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Funny story: Illusionist/Contortionist Disappears Up His Own Butt, Never To Be Seen From Again

Illusionist/Contortionist Disappears Up His Own Butt, Never To Be Seen From Again

BRILLIANT, Ohio - In front of a hometown live television audience, Illusionist/Contortionist, Mr. Winston Brevity, in a stellar reality performance, managed to contort himself into a pretzel and then disappear up his own butt. As advertised in th...

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Funny story: Ohio State Defeats Michigan In The Brawl Bowl

Ohio State Defeats Michigan In The Brawl Bowl

ANN ARBOR, Michigan - The undefeated #3 ranked Ohio State Buckeyes remained undefeated as they edged past the Michigan Wolverines 42-41 before 113,511 fans in The Big House. Early in the second quarter the football game turned into a free-for-all...

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Funny story: The Cincinnati Bengals Defeat The Cleveland Browns To Win The Battle of Ohio

The Cincinnati Bengals Defeat The Cleveland Browns To Win The Battle of Ohio

CINCINNATI - The home town crowd was happy to see their Cincinnati Bengals wallop the Cleveland Browns 41-20 to win The Battle of Ohio. The Bengals now find themselves in first place in the AFC North. Bengals Coach Marvin Lewis told the sports...

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Funny story: OSU positions consolidated

OSU positions consolidated

In a startling announcement today, the Board of Regents at The Ohio State University announced that since Don Imus had turned down the offer to take over as University President, they have unanimously agreed that since football is the cornerstone of...

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Funny story: Imus to replace Gee at Ohio State

Imus to replace Gee at Ohio State

Rumors are abounding around Columbus, Ohio, after Dr. Gordon Gee announced his retirement, following his insulting remarks about football, the Catholic church, Notre Dame and Catholic Priests. "Yes, I admit, that I have made derogatory comments ab...

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