'Oh little town of Bethlehem, how nice is thy curfew
Above thy deep and dreamless sleep, Israelis shoot at you
Yet in they dark streets shineth, the IDF's helmets
The tears of gas of those fascists are paid by US pests
For Christ was born quite normally, a human child like us
While fools do bleat and eat turkey, the TV makes a fuss
Oh Jesus was a Royal man, who liked to drink his wine
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